May 25, 2014 - Recap



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CAPTION: One year ago, Jan and his friends hugged and said their goodbyes and they went their separate ways after graduation. Since then:
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CAPTION: Wolf applied for a doctorate program in engineering, with a concentration in applied mechanics and design.
CAPTION: Incredibly, he was accepted.
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CAPTION: Phil tried a bit of everything. He taught math at a tutoring center.
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CAPTION: He gave piano lessons in after school programs.
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CAPTION: He became a fitness trainer at a small gym...
CAPTION: ... all at the same time.
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CAPTION: Shiera did secretarial work for a conservatory. The type with plants, not music. She received a flawless recommendation that encouraged her to become a teacher at an elementary school. She's moved in with Phil.
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CAPTION: Tor and Andrea had a hare-brained idea to begin producing a U-Tube series called "Swords and Sausages".
CAPTION: Somehow, they've garnered a following and are probably shooting somewhere in the woods right now.
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CAPTION: Amber was hired by a national airline emerging from bankruptcy.
CAPTION: As the airline went through the pains of restructuring, they began consolidating their ground staff, Amber included...
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CAPTION: Jan worked for an Internet startup for the good part of a year before it went belly-up. He managed to find another software company that is offering to relocate him...
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CAPTION: ... to the same city that Amber is being relocated to, herself...
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CAPTION: ... which, coincidentally, is where the rest of the gang has converged upon.
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CAPTION: Statistically speaking:
WOLF: Our mean free path has substantially decreased from 2800 miles to less than 10.
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WOLF: Also, the chance of catching cooties from one another has increased from nil to 800%.
CAPTION: One year ago, Jan and his friends hugged and said their goodbyes and they went their separate ways after graduation. Since then:
2
CAPTION: Wolf applied for a doctorate program in engineering, with a concentration in applied mechanics and design.
CAPTION: Incredibly, he was accepted.
3
CAPTION: Phil tried a bit of everything. He taught math at a tutoring center.
4
CAPTION: He gave piano lessons in after school programs.
5
CAPTION: He became a fitness trainer at a small gym...
CAPTION: ... all at the same time.
6
CAPTION: Shiera did secretarial work for a conservatory. The type with plants, not music. She received a flawless recommendation that encouraged her to become a teacher at an elementary school. She's moved in with Phil.
7
CAPTION: Tor and Andrea had a hare-brained idea to begin producing a U-Tube series called "Swords and Sausages".
CAPTION: Somehow, they've garnered a following and are probably shooting somewhere in the woods right now.
8
CAPTION: Amber was hired by a national airline emerging from bankruptcy.
CAPTION: As the airline went through the pains of restructuring, they began consolidating their ground staff, Amber included...
9
CAPTION: Jan worked for an Internet startup for the good part of a year before it went belly-up. He managed to find another software company that is offering to relocate him...
10
CAPTION: ... to the same city that Amber is being relocated to, herself...
11
CAPTION: ... which, coincidentally, is where the rest of the gang has converged upon.
12
CAPTION: Statistically speaking:
WOLF: Our mean free path has substantially decreased from 2800 miles to less than 10.
13
WOLF: Also, the chance of catching cooties from one another has increased from nil to 800%.
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