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WOLF: Guess what will be happening in your living room tonight, Phil?
PHIL: What?
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WOLF: *Woompah woompah woompah woompah!*
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PHIL: What Jan and Amber do together is none of my business.
WOLF: I've prepared a little surprise that triggers when their combined vertical oscillation matches the sofa's mechanical resonance.
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PHIL: Oh, great.
WOLF: If you tell them, they won't keep you up all night.
WOLF: Just sayin'.