JESSIE: Great. So they weren't *really* looking for an illustrator.
JESSIE: And now they're poring over my portfolio, trying to act interested.
HR RECRUITER: Just a moment, Jessie. We'll be right back.
JESSIE: And now they've gone outside to try and think of a way to say "Sorry, no job for you" in a nice way.
JESSIE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been through this before.
JESSIE: Why can't I find the right job? Why do all my interviews end like this?
HR MANAGER: I say we hire her.
HR RECRUITER: But she doesn't have the right qualifications.
HR MANAGER: She's hot. What more qualification do you need?