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HR RECRUITER: ... So on behalf of the CEO, COO, CFO, CTO, CIO...
POWERPOINT:
Welcome new employees!
Remember:
- Pick up your ID and key from HR
- Set up your email account
- Sign the 401(k) form
- 1 hour lunch break at 1pm
- Work hard!
- Any questions? Ask your supervisor
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HR RECRUITER: ... Welcome to the company.
JESSIE: Long corporate ladder.
HR RECRUITER: We prefer to think of it has "corporate macramé".
JAN: ... Or a chain of oxocarbons.