Nov. 8, 2015 - Tools

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OmegaWolf • 11/08/2015

Like a kid in a candy store.

Sereverus • 11/08/2015

XD of wolf you lovely little madman, you are just a delight!

Interstate2011 • 11/08/2015

Was the store closed?

Indagare • 11/08/2015

Shinies...so many shinies...

Perfesser_Bear • 11/08/2015

Oh, I have SO been there!

Spazzmatt • 11/08/2015

I'm humming the mission impossible theme as I read these. :P

Vandal • 11/08/2015

Apparently I was wrong about the sack. Wolf is still going to get into massive trouble though and only realise it five seconds after he loses control of a shopping cart that is too heavy with tools for him to steer or stop. I predict the biggest crash since 1929.

Kael Duranus • 11/08/2015

Oh boy... Me thinks the university insurance company is about to have the most claims in insurance history.

Bruce Bergman • 11/08/2015

Okay, someone sign him up - I think the Woof needs a Hobby. Channel some of that energy for Good instead of Ebil. Let's see, what can he build... Ideas?

KyleTheFrenetic • 11/08/2015

One of two things might be done with this fellow to ensure the future safety of morphic kind. (And possibly humans) 1: Warp Wolf into a video game. Preferably something with a lot of complex physics and machinery to keep him distracted, so that he doesn't find a way back to the real world. Or, 2: Send him to the Mythbusters. At least then all his nerd craziness would occur in a semi-controlled environment.

MishaFox • 11/08/2015

Oh this cannot be good! Wolfie with so many power tools is dangerous!

Tigger • 11/08/2015

I'm waiting for something to jump out of somewhere...

ndrvr • 11/08/2015

Wolf in workshop paradise means "i'm gonna build that 25 foot mechwarrior suit with gadgets, bells 'n whistles world never had seen before!"

Think of the possibilit--errr i mean children !!!

Jade • 11/08/2015

I forsee mission creep in Wolfs future...

EJ Husky • 11/08/2015

It would be hilarious if someone accidently opened the door on him. :D

Silverwolf • 11/08/2015

Prof. Bullsworth: "He managed to build a fully functioning suit of MJOLNIR MK.VI armor with energy shielding? How?!" Physics Dept. Head: "I don't know, but he's bench pressing your car right now."

Could be worse...

Instructor: "Um...Wolfram...when I suggested building a robot for the battle competition, I was thinking more battlebot and less...Jaeger." Wolf: "Hey, you think Jan and Amber are drift compatible?"

At least he's not a bio major. He would have made an Evangelion if he was.

Jan • 11/08/2015

I don't think Wolf is a good representative for the Maker movement.

Mike • 11/08/2015

I now pronounce an Official Warning Of DOOM...

If the website hasn't been destroyed by Wolf's machina machinations, I'll be back next week to pick up the remains.

LLNV & LLPT R.I.P. Wolf.. and any bystanders...

Snout • 11/08/2015

@EJ Husky: "Patrol/surveillance detected! Action: avoid!" jumps out any near window into a dumpster full of hard, pointy metal objects "Avoidance successful. Self-assessment: lost 60% blood. Target re-acquiring: Landed in the middle of a goldmine! Resuming search for shopping cart."

Vanbael • 11/08/2015

Yep, the worst fears are becoming realized. Wolf is going to build something incredible yet childish for a very dastardly prank.

Sammy • 11/08/2015

The only thing that would make it better for Wolf would be for it to be located next to the plastic explosives storage room. Wolf says 'KA-BOOOOM!'

Madix • 11/08/2015

I see a lot of potential harm and devastation in that hydraulic press and this big lathe on the left.... Anyone ever checked these machines with a danger for long hair/fur for compatibility with our anthropomorphic fella?

ndrvr • 11/09/2015

Shopping cart, huh...? How about a gigantic, remote controlled roomba XD....

...ooops, there i wrote it....

Silverwolf • 11/09/2015

@Jan: Depends on how many joules the fabricator uses. Since graduation it seems as though his skills have become more refined (the sofa bed missiles and booby trap operated as planned, instead of creating catastrophic damage).

In this state...I think the engineering department might end up plus one laser sintering machine. Sure, it dims half the lights on campus but it can fabricate in titanium!

gthefurrybiker • 11/09/2015

Methinks Wolf's new mission will be to build a Tallgeese, but a version with ears and a muzzle. If it doesn't happen Jan may still draw it and stick it on FA? wink wink

Mr.Phox • 11/09/2015

Red alert ! Wolf find his way into the tool shop 1

Run for your life !!

WB101 • 11/11/2015

Spazzy said “I'm humming the mission impossible theme as I read these. :P” I can’t get it outta my brainnn… O_O

Wait. He’s gonna weld the car doors shut, isn’t he? No… He’s gonna build a mech, and then use the mech to weld the car doors shut…

Or maybe I just have a thing for door-related mayhem? portals away

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