Nov. 22, 2015 - Self-checkout

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38 comments

Jan

Wolf meets Jessie. Bad idea, commence!

Madix • 11/22/2015

I can see NOTHING go wrong there with elastic bungee-cords and a chopper making a sharp turn around a corner....

Also... why does he need Methane? That stuff is prone to combust and that alone should be reason enough to keep it away from certain experts of spontanious combustion o_O

Spazzmatt • 11/22/2015

Wait, were did Jessie's groceries go? I don't think Jessie would trust wolf with her food... especially with setting wolf is in right now... But seriously, the groceries just disappeared...

Is the shopping cart really worth it Wolf? I'm getting the suspicion that the cart is going to turn into a pulp before he manages to reach the university.

Interstate2011 • 11/22/2015

What kind of character is Wolf?

Night-X • 11/22/2015

Who cares about safely when you know that you're not going to die for long time.

microbuss • 11/22/2015

This a good excuse to buy a side car

Jo Li KMC • 11/22/2015

That last panel is perfect. laughs

MishaFox • 11/22/2015

OK. I can see a long 3 Stooges type stunt coming.

What surprises me about Wolf is that he has managed to live this long.

Shadow Drake • 11/22/2015

O.M.G. you evil... my sides.. the pain xD

I see much trouble coming wolf's way when she has to brake.

Sammy • 11/22/2015

And now we are seeing the smigions of why Wolf was kicked out.

Jarrad Stewart • 11/22/2015

I think I speak for anyone who has common sense when I say that wolf IS A LUNATIC TO DO THIS!

Then again, there are HUMAN idiots who have done worse than this stunt.

ndrvr • 11/22/2015

Ahem...

cue flying bike scene from the E.T. movie...

Evil Kneevel would say "Daawwww! That's my girl, all grown up!"

Perfesser_Bear • 11/22/2015

Wolf must have a Toon's resistance to permanent injury...

Sylverdaze • 11/22/2015

There is a fine line between genius and lunacy, wolf is the line.

Lord_Chaos • 11/22/2015

I heard of this happening once. Didn't work out well for everyone. Especially the beer.

Kage Wolf • 11/22/2015

Wolf, use a mechanics creeper instead, more comfy to lay down.... or is it that you're just chicken of riding back seat?

(would use real title of motorcycle's rearward seat, but might bet in trouble :P)

Jade • 11/22/2015

@spazzmatt: Motorcyclists have a infinite null space that allows them to transport massive amounts of groceries without seeming to. Go hang out in a grocery car park one day and watch, it's fascinating...

S4TY4 • 11/22/2015

Wolf + motorcycle + bungee cord + shopping cart!? -So- much could go wrong with this... Jessie, I hope your insurance is all paid up for this...

@MishaFox: more like something out of classic Loony Tunes, Road Runner Show or Tom & Jerry, I'd say. @Shadow Drake: "I see much trouble coming wolf's way when she has to brake." -That- or when she turn.

Stubat • 11/22/2015

Isn't it always a bad idea to mix Wolf and hydrocarbons?
Best hope that's not one of those shopping carts that locks a wheel when it leaves the lot or there's gonna be some complex trajectories happening. Poor Jessie. Can't wait to see what happens next! Thanks, Jan!

Silverwolf • 11/22/2015

I have a feeling that Wolf has a plan that involves a slingshot maneuver...using Jessie's bike as the booster, Wolf will sever the bungee cords at the right time, allowing Jessie to maneuver away safely while putting Wolf on his desired trajectory.

Still think Wolf may have been better off building that Jaeger...

Kangaar Foxfire • 11/22/2015

Wolf, you're a Darwin Award waiting to happen. Although you'll be disqualified from one if Jessie is hurt in the process.

Jan • 11/22/2015

@Spazzmatt Jade is right -- some motorcycles come equipped with hammerspace.

Randolph Woltman • 11/22/2015

How does a biker not know what a hydrocarbon is?! It's necessary for bikers to get anywhere, or at least heat houses and cook! (I assume Jessie has some form of housing) . Ok, that's actually reasonable since many I've seen have T-shirts and posters whose origins they do know, such as a Keith Haring print, so I suppose it's likely that Jessie doesn't know about hydrocarbons (actually, many people don't what a hydrocarbon is anyways...) . In another thought, I'm somewhat that ashamed I relate to Wolf in real life... or at least the lunatic who may be considered paranoid by not revealing his name who wrote/is writing a college level dissertation with word "doodie" in it and loves v-necks...

Muddypaws • 11/22/2015

Wolf! Ever "Crack the Whip" waterskiing!?

MishaFox • 11/22/2015

Shouldn't they just call 911 right away and report an accident about to happen? Or do the EMT's just follow Wolf around?

Frank • 11/22/2015

"Are you wolf?" checks species "Is this a trick question?"

Silverwolf • 11/22/2015

@MishaFox: Wolf is probably part coyote. He must have an uncle named Wiley, and probably inherited some of his resilience from that side of the family.

Kangaar Foxfire • 11/23/2015

@Silverwolf, that explains a lot. :) The lack of common sense around hazards, AND the single-mindedness.

Izelith • 11/23/2015

@Kangaar Foxfire, That and the surprising level of intelligence (Wiley coyote, supper genius) X3

Mako • 11/24/2015

Wolf shopping for methane at a supermarket? He'd be better of visiting Taco Bell :D

Muse • 11/24/2015

On the plus side, they're using four points of attachment on the cart. that shows wisdom. On the minus side... er.. everything else?

Vanbael • 11/24/2015

And nothing could go possibly wrong here right? Right?

kamerad • 11/25/2015

tune in next time, when wolf discovers a new invention called "automatic locking cart wheels"

Mike • 11/27/2015

This is cruelty, now instead of me picking Jessie up, she's picking up Wolf? Oh cruel world... On the other hand she looks sexy in that outfit. :) I don't think I really want to know what Wolf plans to do with methane, I've seen what the MythBusters have done with it and I forsee disaster and heavy repairs to buildings for miles...

LLNV & LLPT

Vitrvarg • 11/28/2015

I saw two idiots try this once in High School, the one who rode in the basket died and one on the Harley is in a nursing home thanks to all the injuries he suffered.

WB101 • 12/31/2015

Lunacy? Why some of us call it… eccentrically addled.

O_o

Zanar Naryon • 11/14/2016

I ship it

Zanar Naryon • 11/16/2016

That's the chemical formula for methane, not hydrocarbon. Hydrocarbon is not an atom, but a group of atoms

Jan • 11/17/2016

@Zanar "Hydrocarbon" refers to Wolf, not the chemical formula ;3

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