Dec. 6, 2015 - GPS

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Kael Duranus • 12/06/2015

Good call Jessie. I don't think the cart would survive at that speed...

Panther • 12/06/2015

"Imminent pancake" ?????

I don't know where they'll land , but it will be sure a long travel ^_^"

It wasn't more easy for Wolf to sit behind Jessie , there is place for . Unless he's happy to make things more complicated ?

Spazzmatt • 12/06/2015

I'm sorry, I had a hard time following the text.

I'm honestly sad that I wasn't able to see wolf on the interstate inside of a shopping cart going 75 MPH. But, that will have to wait for another time. Today is truly a sad day.

Spazzmatt • 12/06/2015

@Panther There needs to be more mass inside the shopping cart, otherwise it might go haywire if it hits and small debris on the road. If the cart was too light, then it can easily be acted upon from other objects... Or just really fast speeds. :3

KageWolf • 12/06/2015

how is Wolf along side the bike in the second and third panel?

AlyxVixen • 12/06/2015

Some shopping trolleys can survive hitting 60mph (DON'T ASK how I know this)...the problem is that they have no brakes so... if Jesse had to slam on the brakes of her bike, Wolf would continue forward at 60mph, likely ripping the bike from under Jesse and all manner of horrible injuries would ensure for both parties involved and likely any spectators.

Also cops don't appreciate the awesome of a shopping trolley in the fast lane... (again, DON'T ASK!!)

ndrvr • 12/06/2015

What AlyxVixen wants to say is "I know of a buddys brothers friends sisters roommates boyfriends...."....

.....hey what, I did NOT ask, because AlyxVixen said "DON'T ASK!!!" :-D ... ...it was on VixenNews~ohwaityouseewhat ididthere.........

Frank • 12/06/2015

"Our artist wound NEVER allow us to go to a setting with that many lights!"

Interstate2011 • 12/06/2015

Definitely a hazard.

ndrvr • 12/06/2015

Why do I have to think of the "slingshot maneuver" right now...

Muddypaws • 12/06/2015

Somehow I'd feel 100% safer on a motorcycle piloted by Jessie, than by one else;-)

Panther • 12/06/2015

@ Spazzmatt

I mean : why to take a cart as vehicle ? There is noting but Wolf in , we can see it in the third panel

Graith • 12/06/2015

Who needs a motorcycle? http://www.etotheipiplusone.net/?page_id=197

Sonic Wolfe • 12/06/2015

@KageWolf Jessie slowed down to 2m/s from 5 m/s, while Wolf is still traveling at 5m/s due to Newton's Law. If Wolf is 1.5 meters behind Jessie, what is the distance between Jessie and Wolf when t=0.5? (ANSWER: 0 meters)

Also, WOLF! that mostly your fault!

MishaFox • 12/06/2015

OK - Smart tigress! Won't take the shopping cart on the interstate! Shame it would have been really funny and painful to Wolf.

With antics like this how did Wolf survive so long?

Lorenz • 12/06/2015

Aww poor wolf didn't thought of adding a make-shift steering wheel!

soriac • 12/06/2015

In the nitpicking area, I wonder how the cords in the third panel end up on Wolfs right (aka outer) side, either the cart just passed through them or there was some tumbling of the cart involved. Neither version seems to be impossible if Wolf is involved :-)

Jan • 12/06/2015

@soriac Some time and distance has passed between panels 2 and 3 :)

Timmie • 12/06/2015

But AlyxVixen, we WANT to ask. Come one, tell us. We are your friend, right? Please tell us, pleeeeeese... big puppy dog eyes

Zergling_man • 12/06/2015

Okay, so I just got linked this for the amusement, read the archive backwards, got to the start and got advised to read CC first.

Whoops.

Anyway, I might lurk this. I'll probably forget, but if it gets linked I'll catch up again.

Panther • 12/06/2015

Whatever the smartphone is saying , they goes to the right line

......................................................... I'll give a call to Jan when/if i'll see them from my window ^_^"

Zeal • 12/06/2015

If I were Wolf, I'd be on the bike with Jessie! I could lead to OTHER possibilities... =3

Jan • 12/06/2015

@Panther Imminent pancake... or road waffle. Who needs a GPS; let momentum do the steering!

gthefurrybiker • 12/06/2015

It's only a matter of time until Wolf builds one of these... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoJFJAp6CZw

Panther • 12/06/2015

@ Jan :

Doing it , Jessie and Wolf can finish to Mexico ^_^

Randolph Woltman • 12/08/2015

Wolf seems scared. He should learn to live dangerously if he's riding with a biker. And I'm sure there's a law against going on a highway with an unstably hitched attached, such as a shopping cart. This is one reason why one cannot see dollar skating people slingshotting from car from a road. :) . I am curious why Wolf does not merely buy a cart off of, say, Ebay or Craigslist if he's going to the trouble to do this.

Bruce Bergman • 12/08/2015

They can get away with a lot, but in most states it is very illegal to rope-tow on a freeway or interstate. (Not to mention thoroughly insane.) Rigid tow bars or tow dollies only

Exception: unless you broke down on the freeway and the rope tow is slowly heading to the closest off-ramp.

http://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/dmv/detail/pubs/vctop/vc/d13/c1/29006

MishaFox • 12/08/2015

Ok. GOT to do this: Why should Wolf become a priest? Answer because he always brings God into the room OH God ! Wolf's back! Dear God what did I do to deserve him in my class? Wolf has power tools? Dear Lord protection me!

Ok - so its a bad joke!

Alphawolf • 12/08/2015

I feel like wolf and Jessie should be together.

Silverwolf • 12/09/2015

Wolf should have downloaded the Garmin app instead of that GPS app that's powered by Bing...

Panther • 12/10/2015

@ Silverwolf :

For the use that Wolf is doing , he should to download anything and get the same result ^_^"

Thorin Schmidt • 12/10/2015

You know, I just was thinking, if I had a tail that long, I'd do something a little more protective with it while on a bike. can you imagine if it got caught in the spokes?!? YEEOWCH. Of course, if that DID happen, I imagine I wouldn't have to concern myself with said tail any more.

Panther • 12/12/2015

@ Thorin Schmidt

I think Jessie knows about it ; you can see in all the panels she's keeping her tail lifted up some

Flexico • 12/13/2015

There is no way that is legal. XD Also, am I the only one expecting those cords to get run over?

Silverwolf • 12/15/2015

That last panel would be perfect for a "Curse you, Red Baron!!!"

Scott Malcomson • 12/15/2015

Having once tried to make a go-kart from a shopping cart (the process involves a hacksaw, a lawnmower engine, and giving up on making a working axle somehow before just riding it down a hill), they don't go faster than 30mph before the wheels catch the slightest bit of loose asphalt and flip the entire thing over.

Also, always make sure to wear your helmet, even if it IS made from a discarded colander.

Panther • 12/16/2015

@ Scott Malcomson

An helmet can protect from an "ejected liver" fate ? (see previous strip)

Silverwolf • 12/17/2015

@Scott Malcomson: "Also, always make sure to wear your helmet, even if it IS made from a discarded colander."

Wow. Talk about ways to strain your brain.

drivernjax • 12/19/2015

Comment on last panel: Well, ONE of them has to show a LITTLE bit of sense. (And we KNOW who it isn't going to be.)

WB101 • 12/31/2015

"Incoming anvil..."

What? Where?!?

CLUNK!

"15 meters above and closing..."

"Rerouting..."

Yes Jessie... never trust a machine for directions. Especially if a canine is involved... :/

"Incoming piano..."

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