Dec. 27, 2015 - Hack, crack, and roll

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34 comments

Jo Li KMC • 12/27/2015

If his previous shenanigans didn't get him expelled, I'm sure this will.

Spazzmatt • 12/27/2015

what does he need a vise grip for?

Also, I thought you were just loosening some nuts off of Mr. Bullsworth's car... Why do you need all of that stuff?

Panther • 12/27/2015

ALL THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone knows a very good nuclear shelter ?

Interstate2011 • 12/27/2015

He's not stealing, is he?

Brighttail • 12/27/2015

We all appreciate your own efforts! :)

OmegaWolf • 12/27/2015

After he's done with the car there won't be anything left.

Muddypaws • 12/27/2015

Oh boy.

Wolf .. do you good in stripes?

AlyxVixen • 12/27/2015

@Spazzmatt. Re-read your question, then apply to Wolf. Remember this is Wolf we're talking about!!

Jan • 12/27/2015

@Interstate2011 He's just "borrowing"... for an extended period of time ;D

Perfesser_Bear • 12/27/2015

Moral -- keep it simple, stupid!

When I used to work as a Security Guard, I perfected the art of unlocking cars for client employees. After watching a police officer spend more than half an hour failing to unlock a car with a Slim Jim tool (as the family looked on), I got out my custom tools and opened it in less than 90 seconds. I gave the cop the wires after I showed him how to use them.

leonidas • 12/27/2015

Wait, are those lockpicks from skyrim?

Kael Duranus • 12/27/2015

Oh my goodness... I think I'll head for the hills for the foreseeable future. Nothing good can come from a maniac like Wolf getting his hands on so much hardware...

Vandal • 12/27/2015

@Spazzmatt, I'm pretty sure that by this point Wolf has entirely forgotten about that initial project. What ideas are now pinging back and forth between his ears I hesitate to guess at but i do hope Jessie had the foresight to hop on her bike and vamoose.

Silverwolf • 12/27/2015

Leave the CNC router, instead bring the laser sintering 3D printer.

Security will probably find him...then let him go providing he promises to return the tools once he's done. Apparently vandalizing Prof. Bullsworth's car is something of a University tradition.

GuiltyRequiem • 12/27/2015

The car probably look normal, function normally while Wolf watches. Then explode when he turns his back around in disappointment.

Kangaar Foxfire • 12/27/2015

(oh so that was his intent for the shopping trolley 9_9).

Wolf, you're a dying breed... ...and there's a reason.

soriac • 12/27/2015

Wolf is really easily distracted, after he lockpicked the door, he opens it manually. What, manually? He completely forgot the still functioning door opener? Tssk, Wolf, pay more attention to your plan next time. Oh, who am I kidding? Like Wolf don't change his plans by the movement of a clocks seconds hand...

But really, this is an insight into Wolfs mind, when he thinks a "long term borrowing" of a spanner is equivalent to one of a slightly more expensive cnc machine. Wolf, old buddy, now you are touching jail-grade theft areas :-(

Sonic Wolfe • 12/27/2015

One does not simply toss their lock picking tool in front of the door they are trying to break in...

Spazzmatt • 12/27/2015

@AlyxVixen That is a VERY good point. But. A CNC router?

@Vandal Even still, Jessie's bike won't get her very far. XD

Pete • 12/27/2015

He ought to consult with Jesse. Would be less rude, and she is rebellious and creative and is a cooler head so might have good input. Might get better results with less ham-fisted crime.

Zaphire D'fox • 12/28/2015

Is there no security alarm?

And it's well after campus hours I imagine. Wouldn't the Prof be off campus by now? He'll need to keep the tools 'till morning to do anything to the car and I'm sure someone will notice the tools missing by then.

Knox • 12/29/2015

Welp, now we're going to watching wolf making a car-shaped nuke :9

0netwo3six • 12/29/2015

what is he gonna do to his poor car? turn it into an art sculpture for the CVA in whatever city they're in? by the way, CVA = center for visual arts

Panther • 12/29/2015

I don't know why ; but i begin to be lightly afraid for mr Bullsworth's car ^_^

WB101 • 12/31/2015

Silent alarm triggered. Police arriving in 10... 9... 8...

Panel 3 = Kid inna candy shop expression initiated.

Go for the plasma welder Wolf! Go for the plasma welder! Errr... passes hand through the air This isn't the canine you're seeking...

portals away

E. Mousie • 01/01/2016

y'all educated geeks have fun with what Wolf is gonna do, I'm making popcorn, and a couple of cold ones and heading for the nearest nuclear shelter! safe and entertained as mayhem ensues!

drivernjax • 01/01/2016

Even if I had never heard you were from Hong Kong, I would have known that you had to have some sort of British experience. We in America don't use the work nick to mean take/steal/borrow(?). (But, of course, Wolf isn't stealing. He's borrowing. Right?)

MishaFox • 01/02/2016

I hope she left with her bike. Before Wolf decides to help and 'improve' her motorcycle.

Jan • 01/02/2016

@drivernjax Yeah, some British vernacular slips in from time to time. My bad :P

Kangaar Foxfire • 01/03/2016

"Police! Mr Wolfram Wolf, you're nicked!. You have the right to whine silently, but anything you do bark will be given in evidence. You have the right to a turn-at-a-tree."

Panther • 01/03/2016

@ E. Mousie

Oh , you get one ; can you give the location to me ? (read the third post from the above)

But ! What Wolf is planning with all this ? Change the car to a transformer ? ^_^"

sikfock666 • 01/27/2016

@Spazzmatt: Vise, not visegrip.

Everyone needs a vise.

-But, he doesn't already have one? -Maybe that one's better...

Dreit • 04/13/2016

I need that CNC router! O.O

Lee M • 01/11/2018

His "vice" is self-evident.

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