March 13, 2016 - Campus tour - 2

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Jan

Reader participation required! Which department should Wolf crash into next? (Now's your chance to poke fun at your fellow schoolmates in a webcomic :D)

arkcine • 03/13/2016

I would not recommend crashing into the archaeology dept. some of us have an almost samurai like devotion to keeping their trowels sharp. on the other hand the may have baskets and rope... maybe the art dept? you never know what kind of shenanigans they'd be up to.

Alphawolf • 03/13/2016

He HAS to go through a physics department. Teachers in there would instantly change the lecture's topic to "Why you do not let wolfram near expensive things"

Michael Haire • 03/13/2016

Philosophy, or fine arts.

Kangaar Foxfire • 03/13/2016

Physical education studies! I'd love to see Wolfram end up wrapped around a punching bag, with a skipping rope tangled around him and someone saying "Who mixed up our dumbbell order?"

Paladin • 03/13/2016

Agriculture, Forestry, and Biology, because there must be an arboretum or greenhouse full of cacti that he can rush through.

Nina Tiels • 03/13/2016

art would be awesome, just to see how he looks after coming out covered in paint and clay. I would definatly say political science so they can argue about what just happened. how about the law department. future lawyers can discus the legalities of what just happened and of even lettign wolf be on campus.they would have a nice LONG arguement about that one. lol. oh! drama! he could inspire the next big show. OOOOHHH!!!! how about automotive engineering! he comes out of there with STILL no brakes, but racing slicks, headers, a blower, and a drag chute on the back of the cart. "oh great! this will stop me!" pulls chute... but since still in reverse it just wraps around him instead "I didnt think this through enough..."

ndrvr • 03/13/2016

Geographic department.

Teacher: "Where you going to and where you from???"

And Wolf answers in longitude and latitude ^^.

Sonic Wolfe • 03/13/2016

He must go through College of Engineering! So all the Enginerd can have a look of him :D Or Department of Aerospace engineering, mechanical engineering, chemical engineering...

Sporkula • 03/13/2016

the GYM! the thermonuclear dodgeball explosion would be EPIC!

Renzo • 03/13/2016

the art department!! :D

Stubat • 03/13/2016

Tough call. Would love to see the mayhem if he plowed through Fine Arts, but the Physics/Engineering building has a lot of potential, too. (Pun intended) An excellent opportunity for real-time demonstrations of "What not to do!" as he flies by.. Speaking of potential, is there a lightning simulator on campus? That could be fun, smoking and all floofed out.. Good stuff, Jan! Can't wait for the next 'pass'...

LionkingCMSL • 03/13/2016

CADD - Computer Assisted Drafting & Design. Then they could come up with a new go-cart. Electrical engineering would be good too; they could help him with his electrical issues. :=3

Blinkey • 03/13/2016

If the astronomy department has a decent scale model of the solar system, those big plastic spheres would make a generous crumple zone to absorb the impact.

Stubat • 03/13/2016

Yeah, like a kill switch. And a bit of discussion on how to properly test prototypes. And several dozen other things. (Here's a thot: Can you imagine Wolf trying to implement airbags? Wonder how many he'd set off before he figured it out...)

AlyxVixen • 03/13/2016

Divinity Department. The professor can use Wolf as a reason God exists and has a sense of humour...

Bluefox • 03/13/2016

He should crash into the fine arts department. He could crash through the ceramics, canvases, or other things like that, and make a giant mess.

Razmoudah • 03/13/2016

So, could we just have Wolf work on going through all of these departments? I really don't think there's a bad idea in the bunch, but where to start? Probably the Political Science building, they might come to a decision by the time he's visited everyone else.

brunhidden • 03/13/2016

they have a criminal justice course?

Sereverus • 03/13/2016

i'd say the botany dept, pr perhaps a greenhouse full of horticultural specimins cuz roses and cacti hurt like hell lol, so do chesnuts and hazlenuts and of course, hickory trees, because all these have hurty pieces, chesnyts on theur seeds hazlenuts too, roses abd hickory ojn the branches, and cacti needs no explanation

David Eggleston • 03/13/2016

Psychology, nothing but soft couches in there, and perhaps they can diagnose him while it happens.

Lupercus Whitewolf • 03/13/2016

He should crash through the physics department

JohnnyFoxville • 03/13/2016

Is there a med school nearby? Imagine his reaction to seeing a bunch of students messing around with a corpse (yes, we med students have a pretty morbid sense of humor :D )

Vandal • 03/13/2016

I do hope whoever was in the English Department as Wolf whizzed through was discussing TO THE LIGHTHOUSE or ORLANDO. Would be highly fitting under the circumstances.

Also Wolf has to burst into the theatre as a read through of WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF is in process.

Perfesser_Bear • 03/13/2016

Mathematics and Computer Science! I can't imagine there's too much hurtful stuff in either, but CS might supply some new toys.

warui kami • 03/13/2016

He needs to crash into the art class. during figure-painting

JavelinWolf • 03/13/2016

I'd love to see him crash into the music department. I can just picture him mowing through the marching band, only to emerge with a kart full of instruments and a tuba on his head. Knowing him, he'd use the various instruments he'd acquired to try and re rig his current machine!

Kage Wolf • 03/13/2016

I'm with Paladin up there, must have cacti crash :D

Tristan forrester • 03/13/2016

Have him head into the drama department

Omega • 03/13/2016

I would have to say.. makeup and beauty therapy. all that lipstick and no time to grab the wet wipes

Robin Bobcat • 03/13/2016

Oooh! Ooh! 'Viticulture and Enology' grin

typhoon • 03/13/2016

Philosophy

Philosophers arguing about a a screaming wolf in a shopping cart would end up a complete side arc :)

That or go for a few other languages, I'm sure readers could provide comments coming from the buildings in several languages and the design for the buildings may provide the chance for some visual puns.

Kangaar Foxfire • 03/13/2016

After reading some of the suggestions I've changed my mind. I like the idea of Wolfram crashing into the arts department and ending up covered in paint! :)

Schlaffer • 03/13/2016

Philosophy :DDD

Guilty Requiem • 03/13/2016

Every and all the departments the other previous posting have suggested in the order of the suggestion, yes, Wolfe should visit some of them twice or more!

"Is he gone?" "No! Here he comes again!" "Dun you, Wolfe! Stop stealing ma breakfast! Again!"

"Ah! The day I quit smoking is the day I see a screaming wolf in a runaway cart go by!" Enter and exit Wolfe in cart. Looks up.at sky, shakes head and throws away cigarette pack & lighter.

AidenShield • 03/13/2016

Go after the geology department!

Razmoudah • 03/13/2016

Actually, I rather like Guilty Requiem's idea. Just do them in the order suggested, and allow multiple 'visits'. That would probably me more entertaining than trying to find the 'perfect' order of going through them.

nina tiels • 03/13/2016

and at the end, maybe draw a map of where he went, like a certain famous comic strip always does

Marcwolf • 03/13/2016

Political and Social Sciences - Tar and Feathering might be making a come back :)

Terror Rage • 03/13/2016

He should run through the Architecture department, i'm sure there are some miniature building models he can interact with, as well as drafting and drawing supplies.

jprime • 03/13/2016

I second Marcwolf on his former suggestion, assuming they're not both in the same place.

Silverwolf • 03/13/2016

Linguistics...how many ways could he get cursed out?

Anthropology...roll in one side, roll out the other in tribal dress.

Maybe a few frat houses? How many does he end up "rushing" in one pass?

And there are campus clubs to consider! I'm sure he'd get some props from an environmental club (green energy and recycling)! Maybe some incidents from an anime club ("How the hell did I end up in a sailor fuku?!").

How many times can he run over Prof. Bullsworth before the arc is over? Accidental revenge, and more opportunities for SPLAM!

Silverwolf • 03/13/2016

Addendum: Oh, and I almost forgot the SCA under "campus clubs..." SCA maybe helping out with S&S? "Hi Tor! Bye Tor! Hi Andrea! Bye Andrea!"

Happens so fast she doesn't even have time to "meep!"

Sturzkampf • 03/13/2016

He really ought to hit this department:

http://www.staffs.ac.uk/course/SSTK-03449.jsp

...if his University has one of those of course!

Failing that, does Automotive Engineering have a Crash Testing Facility? With Crash Test Dummies?

Spazzmatt • 03/13/2016

Psychology Department.

EJ Husky • 03/13/2016

Crash into the theatre production of 'Cats'.

Mobyulus • 03/14/2016

Mass media. Have half the students grab a camera and follow calling it "journalsim"

Lorenz • 03/14/2016

Ram into Prof bullsworth's car!

Sartharina • 03/14/2016

Whichever situation results in NQSFW shenanigans!

Vanbael • 03/14/2016

He should crash through the Math Department next. It was my biggest love hate relationship in college, Love because I had a brilliant calculus instructor who had a hillbilly accent, but the hate came from the nightmares that his tests consists of.

Katnik • 03/14/2016

First, Culinary Arts, 'cause a burger 'n' fries would be great just now. Then Animal Husbandry, they can fix him up with a wife, who will make him sell that souped-up cart. Problem solved.

Katnik • 03/14/2016

Postscript: Tow-Mater was wrong, he isn't the best backwards driver in the world. We have a new champion !

Sammy • 03/14/2016

The Art department, where they do figure drawing. He could race out of there, naked, and striking a pose on the cart. 'Oh, the humanity!'

Mike • 03/14/2016

I know this is the PG comic, but if he went through the gym, racing through the basketball court, then into the locker room, it has it's own level of mayhem. If he winds up in the men's locker room; 'Who let this nurd in here?' That's verbatim from a member of my college's football team when I was using the weight room, he tried to push me around and found out that a nerd who's studied judo isn't someone you mess with. The lady's locker room, just end that scene with him in traction and a full body cast...

Mike • 03/14/2016

I forgot LLNV & LLPT

superbh • 03/15/2016

The sports department! Just a load of balls!

JasonAW3 • 03/15/2016

Either Economics or Physics. If Physics, he first has to go through the dining hall, smacking through a rediculous load of warm mozzarella cheese, pulling a stretching amount with him, as the professor is giving a speech about "String Theory".

MishaFox • 03/15/2016

The Paleontology department! He goes in alone and comes out with a passenger! A dinosaur skeleton!

Siraj Tusoi • 03/15/2016

Business Administration! That was one of the worst, most BS courses at my college.

Jan • 03/15/2016

So far the fine arts department has a HUGE lead (heeeey, I was a fine arts major >.<), followed by the aggies, physics, philosophy, poli sci, and drama tied for second.

Readying the tubes of paint and nude models for the next strip I guess ;)

Rocket T. Coyote • 03/15/2016

He could run into the costumes storage of the Drama Department and come out looking like another character.

Panther • 03/15/2016

Is there a glassworker department in this university , by any luck (or bad luck)?

^_^"

Vanbael • 03/15/2016

Forget the mathematics, I change my vote to Fine Arts! Can I request a detour through the music performance hall as well? :D

Kittybird • 03/16/2016

Theatre dept

Katnik • 03/16/2016

At least he isn't texting while he drives . . .

Whitepelt • 03/17/2016

If i remember right from the first comic Wolf is very much afraid of needles. I think he should crash into the med school where they are handling big needles at the time

darter9000 • 03/17/2016

Business School!

Silverwolf • 03/17/2016

@JohnnyFoxville: Ah, Gross Anatomy, I remember that well. And also the requisite dirty mind/insanity that comes with memorizing all of the structures. I remember having a head in my hands, trying to study a few of the nerve structures (the head I was studying had a great dissection of the pterygopalatine ganglion), when a fellow student yoinks it for his study group. Him: "Can I take a quick look at this? Thanks." Me: "Don't you just hate people who take head and never give it?"

Kristopher Tiberius Haven • 03/18/2016

Cyber-Security Internet Distance Learning Department... no one works there but a bunch of computers. :-P

Silverwolf • 03/20/2016

Oh, not only physics, but theoretical physics or particle physics. Wolf can see himself leaving the building before he enters it!

Carvis • 03/20/2016

Theoretical Physic department specializing in new methods of propulsion.

Kirsten Wolfess • 03/21/2016

I dunno about the Campus grounds, but it looks like Wolf is heading for the firefighter training facility next door. What could possibly go wrong there? Right? All that diesel and gas used to start the fires. The burn buildings used for structure fire simulations. The smoke house, with it's cool, changeable maze for crawling through in one part of it. Let's not forget all the burned out vehicles either. And lastly, let's not forget the gas plant fire simulator..... I'm sure Wolf will be just fine.

Puffball Kitten • 03/25/2016

Art department destroy the arts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa andn uhhhhh yweah... YOUR ART IS AWESOME TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

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