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PHONE: Cowbell Internet; how may I help you?
JAN: I'd like to sign up for fiber Internet access...
PHONE: Certainly; what's your street address?
JAN: 2519 Westfield East...
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PHONE: Sorry, we don't service your area.
JAN: But the availability checker on your site says you do.
PHONE: You might've typed in the wrong address. Have a nice day! {Click}
JAN: Wait --
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AMBER: *What* are we looking for?
JAN: Manhole covers. If it's got a telco logo, we have a lead!
JAN: ... Nope, that's a sewer.
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PHIL: Why are you lost 8:30 at night in a random subdivision?
JAN: The sewage system was more extensive than I realized...