Oct. 9, 2016 - Splatter

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Jan

To this day, I still don't know what possessed me to turn the blender on with the lid off. And it had to be beets...

Speaking of possession, expect some Halloween-themed comics in the coming weeks :)

OmegaWolf • 10/09/2016

Lol! Can't help but laugh. Looks like blood also. And Amber is in a serious mood.

Tickledlion66 • 10/09/2016

Oooohhh... that looks like a fun mess.... as for the possession, hope the possessed don't have any long lasting side effects =p

jprime • 10/09/2016

Maybe you were subconsciously influenced by a Drabble comic.

Jan • 10/09/2016

@OmegaWolf After chopping beets, it always looks like a murder scene XD And by the way, beet juice stains. >.<

Perfesser_Bear • 10/09/2016 • edited

Did you secretly want to be a painter? You seem to be obsessed with coating the walls...

Exhibit A:

Jan • 10/09/2016

@Perfesser_Bear I should've done that in reverse. Beet explosion first, followed by Alka-Seltzer explosion. It'd clean itself up :D

Perfesser_Bear • 10/09/2016

@Jan -- ( snerk! )

Kael Duranus • 10/09/2016

Lol. Wow. That could be quite artistic, if you put a canvas out before you did that...

@Jan Beet juice is one of the most effective natural dyes in existance. It stains wood, clothes, skin...teeth. Makes quite the mess ;)

OmegaWolf • 10/09/2016

@Jan Must admit I thought it was meat until I saw the green things and you said beats in the description.

Cwolf • 10/09/2016

It must be a pain for lion to get the beet stains out of his fur.

Kael Duranus • 10/09/2016

I'm actually surprised Wolf hasn't discovered its uses by now...

Jo Li KMC • 10/09/2016 • edited

I don't... think I've ever seen Amber have that kind of look before. Huh.

Also. Seriously? What did you think would happen? Now maybe if it were frozen beets...

drivernjax • 10/09/2016

@Jan I notice you didn't show your face in this one. It must have been a REAL mess. LOL.

Sammy • 10/09/2016

It gives new meaning to that Michael Jackson song: "Just beet iiiiiiiiit... Yeah, beet iiiiiiiiiiiiit.."

jprime • 10/09/2016

@Sammy He made the best video of 1983 and the fourth-best video of 1991 and co-made the third-best video of 1995, but also made the worst video of 1995.

Xeredek • 10/09/2016

That's now how to dispose of a body!

Shockwave07 • 10/09/2016

Click blender again

Kaelgren • 10/09/2016

Heee, reminds me of when my mom decided to use a sponge with red paint on the walls in the kitchen. My dad came home one night and thought he was in the wrong house and that something had gotten butchered in the kitchen. :P

soriac • 10/09/2016

"not leaving this up..." without proper decoration, right, Amber? Just some blood splatters are not enough, still need some bats, skeletons and fake dissected corpses...

Muddypaws • 10/09/2016

At least it was beets and not MEATS!

Kangaar Foxfire • 10/09/2016

This is because a fox has a more keen sense of smell than a lion, and after a few days if the beet juice isn't cleaned up the kitchen is going to be right on the nose... :)

Katnik • 10/09/2016

Looks like the place was torn up by a demon . . . Beet - L - Juice ?

thundarl • 10/09/2016

At least he wasn't looking into the blender when he turned it.

ndrvr • 10/10/2016

This is how one does a shocking Halloween costume: going out as "measels / morbilli infected" ^^. You just have to run the blender a second time for the back texture :-).

Ingenious bastard!

darkkitsune • 10/10/2016

he's going to have a dickens of a time cleaning up that mess.

MishaFox • 10/10/2016

That lion - is he perchance related to one of the 3 Stooges? ;D

Unknown from Localhost • 10/10/2016

Instead of "Will it blend?" @Jan rather uses "Will it paint?"

Mike • 10/12/2016

She's cute when she's mad. A little oxyclean should get it out of the fur, it handles most organic non-grease stains. And Jan had better get some, because he's not going to get any other help from the looks of things...

LLNV & LLPT

Mike • 10/12/2016

@darkkitsune If he doesn't clean it up he could be having a Stephen King of a time... :{

LLNV & LLPT

Silverwolf • 10/12/2016

Ah, beets. I tried them and it was like my taste buds were being molested...

There's another line for that last panel...

Amber: "You forgot to take the paintball gun off of full-auto, didn't you?"

WB101 • 10/12/2016 • edited

Why does this sort of remind me of AMA-19? O_o

Hmmm... Take 1 Jan. Mix with beet juice incident, shaken... not stirred. Add 1 miffed Amber allocating chores. Amber is obviously too clean for that panel, so have Jan touch her... on the lips or neck or such. Now being a gentlefur, Jan would of course have to lick the mess off Amber. Minutes later... allocated chores are completely forgotten about. Then a couple weeks later, Jan can tell his party guests "and they even used Bon Ami"... while creepy pipe-organ music plays in the background. insert maniacal laughter here

choo choo George • 10/14/2016

BEET IT, BEET IT, NO WANTS TO BE DEFEATED, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE WRONG OR RIGHT, JUST REMEMBER TO KEEP THE BLENDER LID ON TIGHT, just beet it, beet it. Michael Jackson's song Beat it. Couldn't help think of it.

Blinkey • 10/14/2016

@WB101 It reminded me more of AMA 39

ndrvr • 10/15/2016

There are three viable things missing:

a Boomstick in a Paw
a chainsaw attached to an Armstump
a certain Necronomicon ex Mortis dangling from a Girdle

...grrrrooooovy......

M.Organ • 10/15/2016

What it realy needs a chalk outline of severed body parts. "Oh, here's an arm! There's the head!" ;-)

Taggerung • 10/17/2016

Its always the quiet smart ones that make the biggest blenders .... I mean blunders.

ndrvr • 10/20/2016

It's like one of those epilogs of "Murder Jan wrote" in the 9t9 universe ^^.

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