Feb. 19, 2017 - Fashionable

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Jan

So this actually happened. Went into a clothing store, and there was this rainbow of undies, right next to those that have a 45% chance of inducing an epileptic seizure...

Delisle had a suspicion about Jan's underwear here:

Thalhedren • 02/19/2017

Funny thing is in the local stores all the bright colored ones are also the cheaper ones. So that doesn't help things >.>;

Omega • 02/19/2017

Well.. Last time I tried to find a plain pair in the uk.. I searched and searched and came across some.. In the child's section...... They had three bloody isles dedicated to every type of undies imaginable.. and some that just looked uncomfortable... but yes.. only kids get to have dignity

Katnik • 02/19/2017

So mom always said, "wear clean undies in case you get run over by ... ummm... a roadway paint striping truck ?

Anyways, what's more important, your dignity or four bucks ?

Skunkboy • 02/19/2017

What no brown undies? :)

Fermented • 02/19/2017

This.... this is why I do that kind of shopping on Amazon.

EJ Husky • 02/19/2017

Haha, is Jan shopping for underwear or paint? :D

Tiido • 02/19/2017

One time I was going through all the shops to find some plain ones, and when I did they were insanely expensive. No wall of them though, just couple that were neatly hidden away haha.

AlyxVixen • 02/19/2017

I think I have a dress in that dark green...

Vulpis • 02/19/2017

The Army bought them all up, Skunkboy. :-)

McClaw • 02/19/2017

And of course the dang things are either expensive or in multi-packs so you can't ever do some trials to see which type you prefer without forking over a lot of dosh.

Underwear used to be the cheaper, almost disposable stuff you wore between your expensive, durable outer clothes and your body. They'd protect each from the other, and maybe provide extra warmth. Nowadays people want to abandon all that practicality.

Perfesser_Bear • 02/20/2017

Tie dye, moire, alien print... don't they sell plain vanilla any more?

ndrvr • 02/20/2017

Just wait until Jan comes along the shiny bright neon ones, you know, those for the darkroom parties. Those that'll burn off the retina of your GF eyes in no-time.

Waaaiiit for it......

.......waaaaaiiiiit for it........

Jan • 02/20/2017

@ndrvr Noooo, no the blacklight! Especially in a bedroom where um, you know, unexpected things fluoresce... *_*

S'aaruuk • 02/20/2017

Having gone 'commando' for the past 40 years, I'm glad this is one clothing decision I never need to worry about.

Sammy • 02/20/2017

I don't think the neon colors matter that much to Jan. Aren't lions color-blind?

ndrvr • 02/21/2017

@Jan didn't see that one coming, someone flicked the lights off and all i can see now are oddly shaped lightbulbs ^^.

...damn UV neon tube puts sunglasses on...

WB101 • 02/21/2017

Huh. I would have thought Jan to be looking for Tiger or Zebra stripes...

And here comes the anvil in 3... 2...

KLUNK!

MiyuHogosha (aka Swift) • 02/25/2017 • edited

@WB101 or ones that match fur pattern? ducks to pre-dodge flying objects

oletobyboy • 02/25/2017

go for plain white briefs!

Katnik • 02/25/2017

Just hope you're not allergic to the fancy dyes. Baaaad place for a rash.

Silverwolf • 03/06/2017

Are you sure you didn't walk into Adobe Photoshop and stumble into the color swatches?

eric bloedow • 05/18/2017

oh, one of the comments made me think of that old comedy show with Bill Cosby: "my mother always told me, 'if you get into an accident, make sure you have clean underwear.' i always thought that's what an 'accident' WAS! because first you SAY it, then you DO it!"

MephitMark • 07/09/2017

As silly as this sounds, just cross the 'isle' to the females department and you can go insane trying to understand the need for all the shapes and colors. From solid color, see-through, lace and the thong. And the one thing that I have seen and have absolutely no idea for it's purpose, that little bow-tie that is on so many of their under pants.

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