THE CITY JOURNAL HEADLINE: Boneheaded student crashes shopping cart into DARPA race, causes $300 in damage to registration desk
WOLF: *Motorized* shopping cart, you --
WOLF: -- what??
COSMOOSE HEADLINE: Spins, muons, positrons, and... doodie? The strange tale of a particle physics paper from the other side.
FUZZFEED HEADLINE: Research Community Captivated by "Doodie" Analogy Used in Graduate Paper. Donuts included.
PAWPULAR SCIENCE HEADLINE: Science Humor: The "Doodie" Paper. Funding approved for off-beat research paper. "I want to see where this goes" -- Dr. Emmanuel J. Otter, Oak Bridge National Laboratory.
From: "Prof F Bullsworth" To: "Wolfram Wolf" Subject: Research proposal
As you may have heard, your "doodie" paper has captured unprecedented attention from the press and the muon project was approved for funding. I am forced to reinstate your position on the research team, but the department does not want your further involvement with the project. As reconciliation, I am allowing you to spearhead an independent project of your choosing. Submit your proposal by 3pm Monday.
WOLF: Next Monday?! But it's already Friday afternoon!