March 26, 2017 - Paralysis

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Jan

The more you know, the tougher the decision...

I sincerely hope someone, somewhere, is working on each of the things Wolf is pondering about. Except ununoctium (oganesson). That has no practical uses whatsoever ;)

Today's comic cameos: Zenobia, Piedunk, Panther, Madcat, and Muddypaws. Thank you for your support of the comic!

Vawkis • 03/26/2017

Ah, the joys of trying to figure you goals and direction in life, g'luck with that Wolf. Some of us still don't know what direction we want/wanted to go

RCRuskin • 03/26/2017

Panic? With Wolf about to do research?

Sensible course of action.

Jan • 03/26/2017

@RCRuskin But Wolf himself is panicking. Usually he's the panicker, not the panickee...

drivernjax • 03/26/2017

@Jan Well, he did panic and, as a result, caused a wee bit of panic in the commission for raynard_foxglove. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22939067/ LOL.

OmegaWolf • 03/26/2017

Did I spot a somewhat Portal reference?

RCRuskin • 03/26/2017

@Jan Ah. I misunderstood.

I'd still panic whenever Wolf got too close to equipment.

Jan • 03/26/2017

@OmegaWolf Aye. Blue plus orange equals chaos!

SilverXSnake • 03/26/2017

Wolf wolf wolf, you got it all wrong. You aren't supposed to think of a project, you browse the internet.

Interstate2011 • 03/26/2017

What's he panicking about? All because he never came up with a project?

And cool addition of roller skates. I thought footwear didn't exist in their universe.

Lord Chaos • 03/26/2017

He can scratch the coffee quest off his list. The Army achieved that years ago. Try drinking some of the coffee they serve in the field. I never knew it was supposed to be eaten with a spoon or that it was crunchy.

Thalhedren • 03/26/2017

You know I should be thinking more about the insanity that is wolf's thought process, but I can't help but try and make hammer time jokes about the pup in the third panel >^.^<;

Frank • 03/26/2017

I can think of a practical use of UUO: a really expensive 0.7 millisecond timer

Amurtigress • 03/26/2017

@Jan: Wolf just saw that you misspelled CAFFEINE....

Madcat • 03/26/2017

SQQQQQQQQQQQQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for the cameo Jan, a friend of mine said "He's the only one who looks like he might be crazier than Wolf is..."

muddypaws • 03/26/2017

Awesome... Thank you Jan! And a green shirted brown bear with glasses shall lead!

Or... if Wolf really gets rocking & rolling with some of that high energy physics... he'll RUN!

Zaphire D'fox • 03/26/2017

I'd totally try the beamforming popcorn bit, in fact I have all the stuff I need to do that at work. Hmmm....

Kirsten Wolfess • 03/26/2017

A rollerblading canine with a very large mallet? I know it's an optical illusion, but it did look like he was heading in Wolf's direction, too.

Jan • 03/27/2017

@Amurtigress Hehe, I really forgot my "I before E" rule didn't I? XD

Katnik • 03/27/2017

"My essay ? Yes, teacher, I wrote it on the school bus on the way in this morning. Yessir, all two thousand words. Sorry about the crayon, I lost my pencil. "

MishaFox • 03/27/2017

I like how Wolf is so calm about his panicking!

jprime • 03/27/2017

@Madcat I just realized, you're the only one in this comic, ever, sporting any kind of footwear.

Silverwolf • 03/28/2017 • edited

He's going to invent a portal gun, isn't he?

Maybe he could test the Heineken Uncertainty Principle... "Pass me another, it'll be different!"

Sammy • 03/28/2017

Face Palm!!! Of course! Jan can help Wolf with his... CATAPULT PROJECT! (Run, Jan, Run!)

WB101 • 03/29/2017

So I guess it’s up to me to say it... perhaps a study in the maximum volume of Hammerspace?

And if he’s going to do anything with portals, just remember to allow for subspace mass-shadows, spacial/timeline movement and anomalies, dimensional shifts/rifts... oh and that left turn at Albuquerque. After all, wouldn’t want to portal right through a star or exit too close to a supernova... or let Godzilla slip into the current dimension... again.

Silverwolf • 03/31/2017

@WB101: Or worse still...

Wolf: "I just built a device called an 'antimass spectrometer.' It's just an analysis tool, what could go wrong?"

WB101 • 03/31/2017

@ Silverwolf flails arms Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

Fine. I'm going to create my own dimension... with blackjack and hooTHUNK goes the anvil

(Uggh. I really gotta stop channeling cantankerous robots today...)

darevenin • 05/18/2017

Wait a minute... who is this roller-skating wolf with a hammer? What is he doing?

"Stop. Hamer Time" ?

eric blowdow • 05/18/2017

somehow this made me think of a line in the book "through the looking glass" by John Ringo, where a physicist is thinking about getting another degree, and dismisses "astrophysics" as utterly useless liberal garbage, and calls it "Asshole physics"... (it's nothing but wild speculation about what supposedly happened one second after the "Big Bang")

Panther • 10/22/2017

OMG

My first appearance in the comic , and i notice it only now ....... ^_^"

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