WOLF: Well, now that Amber is sad, we can infer this piece of technology has had an adverse effect on her.
WOLF: What additional feature on this device would make you feel better? Pretty blinking L.E.D.s? Soothing sound of the surf?
WOLF: A pop-out knitting kit?
WOLF: Or that it can transform into a bedroom toy?
WOLF: Brilliant idea, Amber!
WOLF: A self-destruct button!