AMBER: I thought you told him we needed to use the washroom.
JESSIE & SHIERA: I thought *you* did.
AMBER: Why isn't he answering his phone?
SHIERA: We may have to do this the old fashioned way.
P.A.: Mr. Jan Lion, your party is waiting for you at the first floor concierge.
P.A.: Ms. Amber Fox, your party is waiting for you at the third floor concierge.
JAN: You didn't tell me the P.A. system API was not thread-safe! Now there's a race condition!
CONCIERGE: Security, I have a customer who's not making any sense. Can you send someone over?
JAN: If we head towards each other simultaneously, we may deadlock on the second floor and cause a denial-of-service at the Cinna-bunn!