WOLF: So, uh, your salad spinner did not survive the Archimedes Death Ray.
WOLF: But I brought you... a new GPS!
PHIL: Why? My phone already *has* a GPS.
WOLF: I programmed it with a neural network that optimizes your drive based on traffic conditions, atmospheric stability, real-time trending searches on Googol, what you had for lunch, etc.
WOLF: I bet its routing is at least 30% more efficient than your phone. The trick is to relax the definition of "road" and the possibilities open up!
PHIL: So where's the contraption that extends out and the GPS doubles as a salad spinner?
WOLF: Way ahead of ya. The contraption is called a "car" and the salad spinner mod routes you *off* the Bershire Hairpin which should send you into some high-speed donuts.
SHIERA: Look, I bandaged your legs together, heee!