May 6, 2018 - Instructions

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Jan

To quote an oft-used phrase, "what could possibly go wrong?" :o

Uncensored comic here, but you have to agree, the (intentionally poorly) censored version is funnier ;)

AlyxVixen • 05/06/2018

Um... Jessie... you really need to think about what you're about to do. That could kill someone.

Kangaar Foxfire • 05/06/2018 • edited

In the immortal words of the Hamster: "What must the world look like from inside that head?"

Meanwhile is anyone surprised that one of Wolfram's inventions actually works?

John • 05/06/2018

You could seriously hurt somebody with that...

OmegaWolf • 05/06/2018

Twist would be when it fires Andrea is still in character and goes after her.

Panther • 05/06/2018

@ Kangaar Foxfire :

It has worked for the try , but what for the next shoot ? ^_^"

Hmmm ...... What do you want to do with this giant caterpillar , Jessie ? XD

Kaelgren • 05/06/2018

waves a bappy paw at Jessie head

OldeWolfe • 05/06/2018

We made an air cannon at work once. We filled it with packing peanuts and set it off. It was a LOT louder than we thought it would be.

FermentedSkunk • 05/06/2018

I need to go shopping with Jessie... it would be an adventure of a lifetime. One never told to another living soul.

Kael Duranus • 05/06/2018 • edited

Whoa... That cannon looks exactly like the potato cannon that a friend of mine built when he was in college. Even down to the dual pressure monitoring gauges... Well, except that his was powered by a propane tank, not an air compressor.

And firing that silicon... ahem 'missile', from the cannon, seems like something Wolf would do...

...And now I just had an insidious thought... What if that is why Wolf built the cannon and he and Jessie are in cahoots?!

S'aaruuk • 05/06/2018

I am of the distinct impression, not to mention considerable concern that Jessie doesn't have a KLEW about just how dangerous compressed air can be.

Years ago I built a compressed air cannon that at 125psi would drive 20oz water filled plastic soda bottles COMPLETELY THROUGH a 3/4in thick sheet of plywood at 50yds.

Don't matter HOW 'squishy' that silicone thingus is.....at high enough velocity, it'll be as potentially lethal as a brick or cinder block.

ScetchDK • 05/06/2018

Sooo...for once; it isn't Wolf who's the hazardous variable...

Bruce Bergman • 05/06/2018

Better put a little Loob or it can stick in the cannon barrel. Do a test first.

David Klandagi • 05/06/2018

"Wolf built this" Well, there's the problem!

Mad David • 05/06/2018

Given Wolf, I would be surprised if the dial stopped at "10."

Blinkey • 05/06/2018

Wolf would be so proud

Kangaar Foxfire • 05/07/2018

+1 like to Panther & Scetchlee's comments each.

There was a statement made by Phil during College Catastrophe - The first mistake was forgetting to remove Wolfram from the room (before attempting maintenance). A new entry in the safety check-list will need to be added about Jesse!

Panther • 05/07/2018

@ Kangaar Foxfire & Scetchlee :

Any item having been built , modified or even just touched by Wolf is immediately labelled "threat against life" and added to Geneva constitution's black list "nuclear weapons and over"

David Klandagi • 05/07/2018

@Kangaar Foxfire, I'm not surprised that one of Wolf's projects worked. I am surprised that he only engineered it for what was asked.

Thorulf • 05/07/2018

A looooong time ago, there was a toy sort or like a nerf gun that fired these soft, hollow, rubber, bullet-shaped projectiles. Kind of like little rubber Minié bullets, if you are up on your (American) Civil War history. Well, I tried to make a compressed-air powered bolt-action rifle to fire them. It never worked out so well. What would usually happen is the gas would hit the projectile, the rubber walls would expand, making a nice gas seal....and would grip the walls of the barrel so tight that it would slooooooooooowly ooze down the length of the barrel taking a good 30 seconds to reach the end. The bullet would slowly peek out the end, farther and farther, and then at the very last moment as the end of the skirt would lose contact with the barrel, there would be a sharp POP and the bullet would fly out about five or ten feet and drop to the ground. As grippy as silicone is, I can just imagine the same thing happening with Jesse.

ndrvr • 05/07/2018

As soon as Jessie fires it there'll be the Weather Girls singing in the background "it's raining d!cks, halleluja !!" ^^...

Panther • 05/08/2018

@ Ndrvr :

You win "The squeaker takes it all" (ABBA) XD

WB101 • 05/08/2018

This reminds me of the time my bro-in-law built a potato gun fueled by hair spray ignited with a BBQ lighter...

He gleefully came over to my place, grabbed a lemon from my lemon tree and stuffed it down the barrel, sprayed his ‘primer’ into the firing tank, assured me of the ‘limited range’ of said gun, and then proceeded to blow one of my back fence pickets in half at a distance of over 70 feet.

Needless to say, the next day he was over doing fence repair... :/

Dawn the DrMooID: Moo, moo MOO mooo Moo?

No, I will NOT ask Jessie how much her... errr... ‘fuzzy jello mold’ cost. whistles mock-innocently

(PSSST! Jessie... You’ll put somefur’s eye out with that thing. O_o )

Silverwolf • 05/08/2018 • edited

See? Wolf built it, it usually works. That's the difference between PhD candidate Wolf and undergrad Wolf. Now if he can stay focused on WHAT he's building...

I mean really, the salad spinner upgrade? He could have just built a self-balancing ultracentrifuge and left it at that. He'd have scored some points at least attempting to build a safety feature (because unbalanced ultracentrifuges have this tendency to become artillery in closed spaces).

Meanwhile, Jessie...um...yeah, you're seriously treading into "undergrad Wolf" territory here.

ndrvr • 05/09/2018

@Panther

damn, i didn't see that one coming XD. I'll settle for a tie ^^.

Panther • 05/09/2018

@ Ndrvr :

LOL ^_^

Ephesus • 05/09/2018

I hope Tor is actually looking at Jessie as they speak, and calls her out on her choice of projectile right after that last panel. While it'd be hilarious to watch everyone's reaction, that thing is still a safety hazard at those speeds, as others pointed out. Then again, cartoon physics means no one'll suffer any serious damage, just like with Wolf's powered shopping cart going out of control.

GloriousLeaf • 05/12/2018

Betting time. Who will it hit and, more importantly, where will it hit them?

Mr. Stargate • 05/18/2018

Glad there is an uncensored version too. But at least I still have a version that is safe to send to my grandma.

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May 6, 2018 - Instructions