May 13, 2018 - Stuck

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Jan

Okay, hands up: Who did not see this coming? XD

It seems she learned a thing or two from watching Mythbusters...

Shockwave07 • 05/13/2018

Can't lewd the canons so time to lube the canons!

...I am actually surprised I didn't see it coming.

No I won't make the other pun!

Kangaar Foxfire • 05/13/2018

.. Jessie carries lube with her, on the go. 9_9.

Mr. Stargate • 05/13/2018

I didn't see this coming. I am relatively new to this so Jessie's depravity still surprises me.

jeffepp • 05/13/2018

Yup. Saw this coming. She might need some kind of sabot.

phoon • 05/13/2018

If the cannon was built to fire some leaves at people it may actually contain some deliverate or accidental safety that will make it backfire if the pipe is clogged. Would make a nice picture too, Jessie covered in leaves with the thing hanging limply out of the muzzle of the cannon.

James Labrafox • 05/13/2018

She is as bad as Wolf. I'm getting Shiera on the phone.

FermentedSkunk • 05/13/2018 • edited

Will it still fire? also... shouldn't it be facing the other way? (Blue base going in first for maximum airflow. I wanted to say penetration but it sounded far too silly)

Schorse • 05/13/2018

Well, torpedos are getting covered with grease before loading, too.

Shockwave07 • 05/13/2018

@Kangaar Foxfire: 9 to 9? Yeah that seems right!

Yes I knew that was a roll eyes face, but couldn't resist!

soriac • 05/13/2018

I wonder what the bookies say, what are the bets on the possible outcome? What are the quotes for a) Jessie will humiliate Andrea again, b) Jessie will get humiliated or c) the whole contraption will explode in good old Mythbuster fashion?

Also, Jessie, how do you think this will work? A good bullet needs a spin to ensure good target precision and maximum penetration. ...What??

Panther • 05/13/2018 • edited

I hadn't seen it coming , promised ^_^"

A giant caterpillar , a lube pot .......... What you wanted to do with this , Jessie ? =^_^=

But i love her holding the cannon tube with her paws ^_^

Rachel Wolfwood • 05/13/2018

"Squeek!"

FTL • 05/13/2018

@jeffepp Probably no sabot required as the 'projectile' seems sufficiently matched to the barrel. Actually, this cannon was designed to throw loose leaves a short distance so it would use a large amount of air at mid pressure to scatter them. With a tightly wedged projectile the result will be very different... picture 'Chicken Cannon' levelling up of unexpected results... maybe not as damaging but much more distance and speed than a few loose leaves. None of this changes the fact that Jessie is still a bit evil to do this to poor Andrea. I mean, the poor vixen has been shocked into a speech impediment and Jessie still does not let up?

Phil • 05/13/2018

What's frightening is that she's chanelling Wolf, here.

ndrvr • 05/13/2018

Panel 5 (never uploaded):

Jessie: "Ooops, lube all over the leather......time to hug Andrea!" evil grin

There you go, girls. A real woman has the right things in her handbag: lube, condoms, handcuffs and a whip! ^^

Ephesus • 05/13/2018

@Kangaar: She said in an earlier strip that she'd stopped on the way to buy toys. I'm sure she doesn't normally carry lube any more than she carries a... uh, rubber rocket.

Anyway, aside from safety concerns already mentioned by multiple people, there's this from the previous update's comments:

GloriousLeaf « "Betting time. Who will it hit and, more importantly, where will it hit them?" My money would be on material damage, rather than one of the characters.

Panther • 05/13/2018

@ Ndrvr :

You forget the ropes ^_^"

Steve • 05/13/2018

@ ndrvr You forgot the most important item. Bail Money.

ndrvr • 05/13/2018

@Panther

ropes as substitute in case of forgotten handcuffs, check nods XD.

Well, as long as Jessie don't loads it up with rubber tentacles......

......there, i wrote it ^^. For posterity!

Navarre • 05/14/2018

Let's see her get her hand stuck in spite of the lube.

S'aaruuk • 05/14/2018

HMmmmmm......I'm a bit surprised at this. Jessie is a 'somewhat' sexually oriented tigress with a LARGE dose of "kink" in her makeup. Given that most "implements" (organic or otherwise) are usually lubed PRIOR to "insertion" into it's respective receptacle, I find this a bit hard to believe that she didn't think of this before trying to load this thing down the cannon bbl.

This has SOOOOOOO much potential for disaster if not serious injury for anyone downrange!!!

And I don't think Jessie's really evil per se, but VERY IGNORANT of the potential danger of what she's going to try....."just for fun".

And if I know Wolf, he OVERBUILT the damn thing so that it WILL hold up under the stress of an obstructed bbl......hopefully there's a safety poppet valve somewhere on this contraption.

Kangaar Foxfire • 05/14/2018

+1 like to Shockwave07's '9 to 9' comment. :)

Thisguy • 05/14/2018

@ Kangaar Foxfire Would not supprise me if Wolf carried a different sort of lube around with him. Such as CRC, the inverse of duct tape and an essential part of any engineers kit. (I know I carry a can around in my car)

Rodrigo • 05/14/2018

It's a wonder anybody trusts Jessie with anything, she's barely any better than Wolf...

ndrvr • 05/14/2018

I'm somehow (not) surprised that Wolf didn't had a chance to coat the bore with "Super Teflon" (tm)...on the other hand, vibrating projectiles that may get to reach way north of 1200 m/s, i dunno man........

...ok, now i think real Vibranium should've been the flexible sort of materia...imagine Captain America with a jittering rubber shield ^^...

Panther • 05/14/2018

@ Ndrvr :

Rubber tentacles ............. I hope it won't give ideas to Jessie : https://img1.wantitall.co.za/prodimages/inflatable-tentacle-arm-by-accoutrements__51FwkUrW6vL.jpg

^_^"

ndrvr • 05/14/2018

@Panther

great Scott!!! Well i think we now have either corrupted or ruined Jan (the artist of this comic) XD .

And now for Jessie: Davy Jones' voice while firing "Rrrelease zeh krrraken !!" ^^

Dakala • 05/15/2018

Having some limited experience with homebrew air cannons and tight-fitting projectiles, that's going to be loud. Even some of my smaller designs (Earplugs through cardboard) could leave your ears ringing if you set them off indoors. I can't imagine how big of a bang that's going to make.

Panther • 05/15/2018 • edited

@ Ndrvr :

Now , it's mass hysteria time XD

37212513 • 05/15/2018

The issue that's going to piss everyone off is the fact that something like this tends to release shrapnel. Lube might not be enough, doubly so if it's had time to dry. My question is who's taking the lot to the hospital? Jessie sure ain't.

ndrvr • 05/15/2018

@Panther

now imagine Andrea say "Hello beast!" like Captain Sparrow to the incoming rubber tentacle ^^.

Panther • 05/15/2018

@ Ndrvr :

LOL ^_^

WB101 • 05/15/2018

opens a portal and looks into one of the dimensions where Jessie gets her arm stuck Oohhh. A fire-truck... a passing news photographer... the jaws 'o life... and... SPLOORK! oh myyyy.

opens another portal and looks into one of the 'toony' dimensions where Jessie successfully fires her... errr... 'fuzzy jello mold' Oh lookat the tweeting birdie flying by... F-POOOM! lookat the tweeting birdie pull an oversized baseball glove from hammerspace and catch Jessie's gooey fuzzy jello mold SPLAK!... and now lookat the tweeting birdy make a face and say "Eewwwww!"

portals to a cloaked starship where he can observe from a 'safe distance'... while watching certain stairwell security camera footage Ummm K'plah! ...or something like that. O_o

John Dunkelburg • 05/15/2018

Kind of like using an air cannon for punkin' chunkin'. It can take a lot of lube to get the pumpkin to fit down the barrel of the cannon. Of course, though, she is looking for effect rather than for range. Hopefully she doesn't put someone's eye out with that thing...

Matt • 05/16/2018

@fermentedskunk the blue part is actually part of the projectile(s) Jessie is planning on loading the cannon with.

If wolf made the cannon for the shoot the shot might be ruined (refering to two things)

Ephesus • 05/16/2018

@WB101 I do think that word's English phonetic spelling is, Qa'pla!

Panther • 05/16/2018

@ Matt :

Somewhere , i'm sure the cannon will work .......... The question is : what it will do ? ^_^"

WB101 • 05/18/2018 • edited

@ Ephesus

Qar? 'e' vIHar. wanders off to drink some Romulan ale

staggers back in some time later Qapla'!

Wwwabbit season… baH! ZZAAAP!

Dawn the DrMooID: Moo? O_o

Vulpis • 05/19/2018

@ndrvr ...I ended up imagining a different Captain Jack saying that...

ndrvr • 05/19/2018

@Vulpis care to explain a bit more ^^ ?

As for the comic, let's pray that nothing gets stuck in the cannon despite the lube....imagine Jessie covered in lubed rubber dongs: "Noooo! My karma points! Whhyyyyy !!"

ndrvr • 05/19/2018

Just took a look on the uncensored page before and one thing occured to me:

the girth of that rubber dildo...! . . . .....i mean.....that must be from her GF whatshername again...?

Silverwolf • 05/22/2018

Well, lube in a barrel is like Rain-X in a paintball gun. The problem here is the projectile...

This is going to end up with Tor in the hospital as one of those case studies of "he put WHAT in WHERE?"

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