June 3, 2018 - Walloped

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Jan

Hypercombo finish!

... Actually, I'm not so sure about that finishing move, now o.O

Kangaar Foxfire • 06/03/2018

"It's always the quiet ones you have to watch."

That was from an old book of anecdotes, one of which concerned a fight between an inveterate tease and a quiet person for whom it was the last straw.

The quiet person won.

OmegaWolf • 06/03/2018

Was expecting Amber to ask if this happens a lot or something.

Navarre • 06/03/2018

I suspect Andrea didn't bother using any lube either.

Threyon • 06/03/2018

Someone's going to be walking funny for a while if Andrea manages to complete that finisher! D8

Brighttail • 06/03/2018

Why is no one talking about Amber's Dryad outfit? It is amazing that the poster putty is working so well attaching those leaves to her fur!

Who is hoping for a brisk breeze about now?

Brighttail • 06/03/2018

I still think it should read '...fit into JUST any orifice' as it IS designed to fit into at least one.

UNLESS it is a novelty sized one in which case... OUCH for Jessie!

Brighttail • 06/03/2018

Finally: It looks like Andrea got her voice back and BOY considering the number of 'expletive symbols' used in Andrea's dialogue, the silver vixen called Jessie a very naughty word and has a bit of a potty mouth! Just shows you how pissed off she is I guess. I suppose Jessie can take credit for fixing Andrea's speech impediment.

Shockwave07 • 06/03/2018

More exposed fur the better!

Though I think Andrea is going for more of a Mortal Kombat "Humiliation" finish...

jprime • 06/03/2018

@Brighttail Amber seems to have taken to the role quite well.

OmegaWolf • 06/03/2018

Wonder if we are just used to naked or half naked girls in the series it’s normal Brighttail.

Jo Li KMC • 06/03/2018

Nonsense, Tor! As the MythBusters once said, "You just need a little extra lubrication."

'course, that'd probably defeat the purpose of what Drea has in mind. Mamma mia. ,^,

Kangaar Foxfire • 06/03/2018

Although the scene depicts flying trousers, I suspect an anticlimax in that "any orifice" probably just refers to Jesse's mouth.

It would explain the absence of any verbal protests from our prankster tiger. Still... I could be wrong. :)

Ephesus • 06/03/2018

Kangaar, I suspect it may be complete shock (and perhaps an "oddly aroused" state) preventing Jess from making any noise. Also, I WISH what you said were true; I've tried to fight back a bully once and people stopped me, when they had no problem staying back as he beat on me. Brighttail, from how big that thing seems to be in previous strips, it's likely one of the reeeaaaaallly big ones you're not supposed to put anywhere without prior- ahem preparation.

I'm so glad to see our lil' squeaker show the tiger what for, anyhow. Others said it earlier, that thing was a safety hazard, it could've HURT people!

Iceburgh69 • 06/03/2018

Those aren't trousers, those are chaps.

Tylaxis • 06/03/2018

you all are assuming the finishing move is done with the " Toy" ... there is an air cannon nearby that is not meant for any orifice.

Just say'n

Kangaar Foxfire • 06/03/2018

@Ephesus, the moral of that particular anecdote was that a quiet person isn't necessarily going to stay so if they're provoked too far. It was a fitting phrase given how Andrea has spontaneously erupted.

And I can empathise about bullies. I was the quiet one that they always targeted. Every time I was beaten up my father asked why I hadn't hit back. One day I finally did, and it made no difference; I still ended up with a black eye.

ndrvr • 06/03/2018

Look it that way, folks: everybody wins. Just cover your ears as soon as Jessie climaxes....she can be loud ^^. At least she'll turn out the happiest one XD.

Kael Duranus • 06/03/2018 • edited

@kangaar Foxfire: I was just gonna say that. This is a prime example of a quiet one being pushed a little too far. Though I can't say my experiences match yours in regards to bullies. I got picked on a lot until I got pushed too far and fought back. They left me alone after I won the fight.

You know, I trained pretty seriously in the martial arts for 8 years, and I can't for the life of me come up with a possible technique that would make the sound 'Scallop' when it connected. Though, oddly, I can think of one that might make a sound like 'Pollock'...

And I love the the improvised dryad costume on Amber. Lovely.

Panther • 06/03/2018

To Tor in the last panel : "- Bet that Andrea will success to make it fit in the targeted orifice" ^_^"

To Brighttail :

""" Why is no one talking about Amber's Dryad outfit? It is amazing that the poster putty is working so well attaching those leaves to her fur! Who is hoping for a brisk breeze about now? """

I've tried it : putty can stick five minutes maximum . No need of a breeze , just have to wait =^_^=

FTL • 06/03/2018

Wallop, Scallop, Pollock... OK, I can see the Wallop and the Pollock (someone may end up looking like one of his artworks) but where did The Quiet One find a mollusc in the forest and how was it used?

The Sheriff (Jan?) has the most laconic "Whatever, I've seen worse shooting this series" look on his face in spite of whatever has poor Tor looking horrified... Amber is dressed in nothing but leaves and poster putty, chaps are flying, Tor is freaking, novelty sized toys are being used in a smackdown and narry an eyebrow raised.

Amber seems to have had no concerns on the poster putty front... I would expect quite a few are disappointed by the apparent quality of the stuff...

Jan • 06/03/2018

@OmegaWolf I think that's sort of implied with the Sheriff's answer ;)

@Navarre Yeek!

@Brighttail It's definitely not designed to fit into any XD

@FTL Just a little word play and mental gymnastics... from action to action-or-possibly-seafood to most-definitely-seafood XD Also, the Sheriff is not Jan.

Krahazik • 06/03/2018

Not only was I the quiet one, I was the 'weaking coward nerd' as well who pretty muchr an from any encounter until the day I was cornered and pushed to far. I assume umbrellas across the face are painfull as the kid I hit, hit the floor. Unfortunatly the kid I hit wasn't the bully, he ducked just in time. The other kid, was just watching standing next to the bully. But after he hit the floor suddenly a walkway opened up in the croud as I stormed out fo the cafeteria, and the bully didn't even come after me. I think I shocked people.

Brighttail • 06/03/2018

I like @Tylaxis suggestion that Andrea was trying to use the cannon for something. :) :)

Kaelgren • 06/03/2018 • edited

Vixen fight Tigress - Pants fly with no leafy breeze - Need more SD cards

Panther • 06/03/2018

"wallop" , "scallop" , "pollock" .......... The last move of the hypercombo is "rollmop" XD ^_^"

Kirsten Wolfess • 06/03/2018

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! =D Epic finishing move is epic.

I have a feeling the "dong" got thoroughly jammed into a certain place, sans lube. The question now is, is will the recipient be willing to explain what happened to the paramedics and ER staff, or will Wolf be consulted for a solution to the "situation"?

This is a real cliffhanger and can't wait to see what transpires.

Mr.Phox • 06/03/2018

I think that will finish on their YouTube ^^

Dreit • 06/03/2018

I perfectly understand Andrea's move. Reminds me myself on elementary school, when I was mostly quiet guy, living in his own world. One of classmates wasn't too nice to me, but I didn't cared about that. And then one day he threw some small plastic balls on floor, one of them hit me in eye and I perfectly knew he did that on purpose. I still remember fear in his eyes, when he was running around classroom, while I was jumping on tables, grabbed him and threw him on with full force on cabinet in corner. He never came close to me again :D

Delisle • 06/03/2018

Love that spiky white tail..., someone's REALLY pissed off! Fox tails fluff out like cat tails? Well, why not?

Dragon Furry • 06/04/2018

Talk about some years of build up rage. :D Wonder how Jessie will walk after this one or will she lay of Amber for a bit now? Also, love the small detail with the Minimum Safe Distance line. Nice touch

Ephesus • 06/04/2018

Man, those stories of people SUCCESSFULLY fighting back make me depressed. I just tried my mom's advice of "laugh it off or don't react because seeing you angry/crying is what they want". Except it didn't work, and I couldn't think to do anything else at all, so I decided it was bad advice. I learned to suppress tears as it became an annoyance (especially the nose), and eventually lost the ability to cry. That is, until I was older and rarely even got picked on... then I started growing my nails. It served ONCE - some idiot verbally harassed and pushed me, I swung and scratched his arm. I really wish I'd thought of this defense much sooner, when the hurting was at its peak.

Saaruuk • 06/04/2018

As to flying chaps. Look closely at panel #4 in the previous strip with Jessie laughing so hard....she's wearing pants under the chaps.

The chaps coming off won't "expose" anything other than her pants or legs if she's in shorts. Also, chaps are "crotch-less" so if Andrea was going to "insert" that thing anywhere but Jessie's mouth, had she NOT been wearing any pants under them would have made no difference.

Panther • 06/04/2018

Can i say that i want a copy of the "movie" ? ............ ^_^"

Shockwave07 • 06/04/2018

@Saaruuk: The shorts beneath the chaps don't have to come off for her to moon someone... >.> <.<

Silverwolf • 06/05/2018

Wait, did Andrea actually say something audible? Did Jessie finally break her verbal issue?

Vulpis • 06/05/2018

I'm just amused that the 'Sheriff' is the cameraman, myself. Explains why there's not a lot of action scenes with him...no one to hold the camera!

Vedrit • 06/05/2018

I want to see what orifice is receiving something it shouldn't.

Jan • 06/05/2018

@Vedrit Why... her nostril, of course! ;D

Navarre • 06/05/2018

@Jan Up your nose with a rubber..ummm....uhhhh......

Silverwolf • 06/06/2018

@Jan: Oh crap...if not for comic physics, something THAT size could be lethal...shatter the cribiform plate, cause massive cereberospinal fluid drainage...and the brain crushes itself under its own weight!

Mr. Casual • 06/07/2018

Is that Andrea actually talking in the first panel? Shouting, even? It's a miracle!

As funny as it would've been to just have a bunch of angry squeaking.

Katnik • 06/09/2018

... Everyone considered her the coward of the county... ...She wasn't holdin' nothin' back, she let her have it all ...

WB101 • 06/09/2018

I can’t believe you furs. Nobody asks the reeeally important questions. Like... where’s my leaf blower? o_O

Uhhh... I mean... like when will that SD card be available for purchase on Paw-Bay?

Errr... That is... one ANGRY vixen. O_O

Dawn the DrMooID: Moo! shudder (Translation: Ouch! shudder)

As for bullies... I only just broke even. I had a black eye and split lip. He had a bloody nose, cauliflower ear, and ripped shirt. Though he and his friends backed off and left me alone after that... :/

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