Aug. 12, 2018 - Coned

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Jan

If it is observed that:

The cone of shame is not aerodynamic
The cone of shame can hold a surprising volume of water

Then one should not wear the cone of shame while operating a motorcycle ;)

Reader suggestion time! Where should the story go next? Do you want to see Wolf and Jess dating? More Wolf inventions? More Amber pounces? More Jan fails? Why Phil and Shiera sleep in separate rooms? Andrea making squeaky noises? Why Tor has a phobia of fish? Really, any idea! ^^

I have a whole bunch of gag-a-day strips I'm planning to run while the next arc is being written, so we have ample time for suggestions. Let me know!

AncientWolf • 08/12/2018

I want to see Wolf and Jess dating...and Andrea to start talking normally! ^.^

Kangaar Foxfire • 08/12/2018

Q: Why doesn't Jessie just take off the cone?

I'd like to see more of Jan & Jesse's workplace, and her crazy heat-desk banging manager.

Navarre • 08/12/2018

Hold on! I'll save you, Jess! http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2628023/

FoKI • 08/12/2018

I love to see Jess and Wolf date. ;)

jprime • 08/12/2018

Looking into Tor's ichthyophobia sounds interesting.

ShadyHandyMan • 08/12/2018

I would like to see Wolf and Jess dating.

Shockwave07 • 08/12/2018

As much as I'd like to see a Wolf and Jessie date...

I want to know how wolf would deal with a fangirl crush!

SCKnight • 08/12/2018

Jess and Wolf dating! Please!!!

Rocketroo • 08/12/2018

Lean Forward! (Please don't ask how I know right away what to do when wearing a cone in a rainstorm).

Dating is a good idea. The clash of unintended snafus could make for a rich dynamic. Plus Wolf's undeniable self esteem and Jess's doubts could each become a needed balance for the other

Jo Li KMC • 08/12/2018 • edited

"Do you want to see Wolf and Jess dating?" E-excuse me…?!

If there's anything that The Big Bang Theory has taught me (in the five minutes that I've been forced to watch), I don't see Wolf being the "dating" type. Yeah, I could see Jessie getting attached, but it would take some kinda unknown force for Wolf to see her as anything but a test subject, much less a friend, much less a girlfriend.

But, that's just my opinion, yo.

celtcath74 • 08/12/2018

Wolf and Jess dating? That would be interesting as long as it fits within the ongoing story w/o coming off as forced.

soriac • 08/12/2018 • edited

Of course there are still tons of backside stories available, alas none of them could work as a big story arc. Who are Kiela and S.G. in the N2N universe? Can we get more behind-the-scenes scenes of the "utube" production, S.G. already hinted that these are as entertaining as the actual series... What happens at Jan and Jessies workplace? How is Ambers work, by the way? Will there ever be an invention by Wolf that actually works as intended (and considered by himself a failure)? When will Wolf appear in S&S? Plus more of Cheryl, and pics of Andrea in her biker gear ;-)

And how about some back story of our protagonists past? How did Tor and Jessie met the first time (I hope it is canon that they are look-alikes, not siblings...), is there any reason why Tor is so prone to accidents even in the N2N "reality"? Will we ever meet their parents, SHOULD we ever meet their parents?? Lots of questions here...

Shockwave07 • 08/12/2018

@Soriac ...With all those suggestions I now don't feel bad adding one more! XD (so much potential in them...)

But I also want to know what goes on in Phil's head when Amber tries to go all sexy on him!

ndrvr • 08/12/2018

@Jan and 3. the cone of shame is a tad too small to receive extraterrestrial signals, e.g. martian TV ^^.

Jessie, just get rid of that drool funnel.

As for the next strips -> presses randomizer button

soriac • 08/12/2018 • edited

@Shockwave07: he probably would be super scared, constantly asking if Shiera would be OK with that :-)

Dreit • 08/12/2018

Do you want to see Wolf and Jess dating? - maybe?

More Wolf inventions? - squeak-to-speech? For Andrea...or Jessie when she starts squeaking on her date.

Why Phil and Shiera sleep in separate rooms? - THAT is real question!

Andrea making squeaky noises? - awww!

Why Tor has a phobia of fish? - damn, that must have been horrible experience!

Blinkey • 08/12/2018

I love the idea of Jessie struggling to concentrate at work because a dorky wolf that she's bumped into twice now keeps popping into her head. Just how 'liberal' was Wolf's ointment application anyway?

The S&S crew could get a booth at a convention.

I'm 100% in favour of anything that gets us more Shiera time.

Panther • 08/12/2018

@ navarre :

I think that you're over-reacting ^_^"

@ Jan :

My favorite choices are Jessie and Wolf dating , or about Shiera and Phil's nights ................. Then , i don't think Jessie needs more this cone ?

Delta P Hawk • 08/12/2018

Wolf and Jess dating... NO! I want Jess for myself dag nab it.. More Wolf time would be nice.. Maybe he could find a partner that is just as chaos focused as he is. Phil and Shiera don't get a whole lot of time in the strips.. I would love to see more of those two honestly. Phil I'm meh about but he still deserves more time in the front as well as Shiera.

UltraFennec • 08/12/2018

There's like zero chemistry so far between Wolf and Jess, they don't seem remotely compatible to me. So ixnay on that one, but the rest of your ideas sound great.

Raynard-Foxglove • 08/12/2018

Someone earlier asked "when would Wolf appear in S&S" If such a thing were to happen I am sure he would be the court Alchemist. His lab relegated to a rickety tower outside the castle walls.

Fenrir Lokison • 08/12/2018

I would like to see Jess and Wolf start dating, and a bit more of Tor and Andrea in this world. How about this for a silly idea? Wolf creates something mistaken for genius, and gets picked up by a government agency to work at an Area 51 type facility (to the frantic dismay of his former college professors)...imagine how much chaos wolf can get into with free design reign on advanced tech...especially under a mad scientist boss that thinks that he is some sort of genius?!

Twist Rolarian • 08/12/2018

All of the above!

typhoon • 08/12/2018

Wolf and Jess dating. However that is going to happen. About the only thing they seem to have in common is pranks.

Setta • 08/12/2018

Jess and Andrea dating. ... What? You didn't say likely suggestions.

Okay, Amber pounces and Andrea squeaks are always fun. I'd like to see Jan have a really good, fail-free week, to the point he gets concerned whether something is wrong.

Silverwolf • 08/12/2018 • edited

@Jan: I thought this was the cone of shame.

That's a new statistic for the motorcycle safety foundation. Among all the kinds of trauma to sustain, "drowning on dry land" isn't one anyone thought about.

What's going to happen next? Will she get mobbed with pigeons trying to use the cone as a bird bath?

William • 08/12/2018

More wolf inventions and him dating Jess. I think they would go together. Sometimes Jess is wild on that bike.

Katnik • 08/12/2018

One of Wolf's experiments blows up in his face (I know that feeling) and the EMP turns his personality completely upside-down, he becomes an uncontrollable Casa Nova. Everybody is desperate to get the old Wolf back. Who'd a thunk it ?

Dragon Furry • 08/12/2018

I for one would love to see geeky Wolf getting hit on by Jess. :D And maybe even the arcwardnes of them dating.

Sleeping in separate bedrooms is actually recommend for getting a good night's rest. So my guess is that they just like to have a good night's sleep. It should also do wonders for the sex life.

Interstate2011 • 08/12/2018

Maybe she shouldn't ride in the rain while wearing the cone. I would have suggested an umbrella, but how can that be done if that requires at least one hand, and riding that motorcycle calls for both?

AeroQC • 08/13/2018

I would love to see Wolf and Jess end up on a date by happenstance, if BBT has taught me anything, it's that characters heavily involved in science and with little social skills make for good social-based comedy.

Ephesus • 08/13/2018

I'm more concerned with how quickly the cone has filled up, that amount of rain within a few seconds can't be natural. Either that, or she's been staying very still for several minutes, perhaps an hour while the weather went from a growling sky to a full-blown rainstorm, in which case the shock must've affected her psyche more deeply than I'd imagined. As for your question, I kinda do wanna see more of Jan (in more ways than one but one of them's probably not gonna happen =.=) though not necessarily failing. Maybe he and Wolf trying out code stuff, for funsies or for a fully automated salad spinner perhaps, and accidentally inventing a self-conscious AI in the process?

Panther • 08/13/2018

Awww , Jessie : all you have to do is to bend over ^_^

Then go to get back your moto pants to Amber XD

Felan • 08/13/2018

Seeing those two dating, oh man that can only create chaos! Do go on :D

M.Organ • 08/13/2018

Wolf and Jess dating... man does that sound like a disaster (i.e. funny as hell). ;-)

But does she have anything that Wolf would be interested in? She'd probably get upset if tried to open her head and insert more memory. Her fingers aren't designed to fit properly into electronic devices. And does he have anything that is compatible with her ports?

Fluffynator • 08/13/2018

Them dating? Hell yeah, let the chaos begin

Av8ter fox • 08/13/2018

I think you need to add another cast member to date jess... it dosent seem her character to tolerate wolf. My suggestion is either a army goat or a mofia monkey

Av8ter fox • 08/13/2018

Actually jess would probly date some crazed bush pilot from ambers work

Shockwave07 • 08/13/2018

@Ephesus You'd be surprised how quick rain can hit... I've seen rain like that and I'm down in Arizona!

@Soriac I'm facepalming right now realizing I mixed up Shiera'a and Amber's names! ...But still worth exploring, especially if Shiera put Amber up to it as a test!

Katnik • 08/14/2018

Unless that cone is sealed water-tight at the bottom . . . every drop of that rain is going right down her shirt collar.

37212513 • 08/15/2018

Wolf noticing the pencil and electing to challenge the artist. Simple, classic, funny as hell. (and likely non-canon, but still funny)

Dreit • 08/15/2018

@Shockwave07: Exactly, I was geocaching with girlfriend in forest about year ago, just few minutes of walk from car. Then wild rain appeared. It lasted about five minutes, but Jessie's cone would be full in like 20 seconds or less. With no warning.

@37212513: Oh, you mean he could break fourth wall?

Thwaitesy • 08/16/2018

I would like Andrea to start talking normally!

Kangaar Foxfire • 08/18/2018

@Thwaitesy, so do I!

Silverwolf • 08/19/2018

Wolf and Jess dating...it seems so unlikely, yet so perfect. It's like Wade Wilson (deadpool) and Vanessa...their crazies match.

Jessie could probably teach Wolf how to ride a motorcycle, but as for Wolf actually getting one...well, there always seems to be some complicated part in this plan. Either Wolf has something simple and he manages to complicate it (like the pogo stick or a shopping cart), or he has a working solution, but he has a complicated and unorthodox way of arriving at it (I don't want to know how he managed to get the air cannon).

Jessie: "he managed to 3d print a Ducati...how...?"

WB101 • 08/27/2018

Goes to give drowning tigress muzzle-to-muzzle... gets slapped in the back of the head by Dawn the DrMooID... WHAP! OUCH!

Dawn the DrMooID: MOO mooo moo, MOOO! (Translation: She’s not unconscious yet, dummy!)

Details... mere details... ;p

(Would probably ship Wolf/Jessie for the sheer chaotic comedy... as long as that wouldn't cause universal implosion of this multiverse instance)

@Silverwolf "3d print a Ducati"... Run it through the transporters after cross-linking them with the food replicators. ;)

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