AMBER: Jan, you gotta change up your wardrobe.
AMBER: All your clothes are really meh.
JAN: Why? My clothes are fine. They're functional. Fashion is superfluous.
AMBER: C'mon, I know you have at least an ounce of interest in fashion.
JAN: Nope. Nada.
AMBER: Well, then, can you explain why your maxed-out, 100% strength, no-compromises tank warrior is wearing red dragon plate armor...
AMBER: ... but with a matching cape specced for rangers?
JAN: +5% stealth?
AMBER: The matching red weapon enchant?
JAN: +15% crit.
AMBER: The thigh-high red leather boots that are clearly, again, for rangers?
JAN: Plate mail has a 15% speed penalty, and besides --
JAN: -- I've already unlocked the tier 4 dragon armor bonus by having a Ring of Concordia equipped.
JAN: The boots looked cool.
AMBER: Your in-game character is dressed better than you.