Sept. 16, 2018 - Beta tester

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Jan

Another Wolf invention (part one). His reassurance seems to have the opposite effect... ;D

Comic inspired by this time-lapse video of cats napping in the sunbeam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55psWVYSbrI

If you haven't seen the reader contest results from last week, click the link to the previous comic!

Resulli • 09/16/2018

It'll only drive you directly into the street or a ditch. :P

Allen F • 09/16/2018

Just how far 'West' will he find himself when he wakes up?

Does the box look both ways before crossing streets? :-P

Navarre • 09/16/2018

Is it safe? snerkgiggleROFL. We're dealing with Wolf here. Isn't that a self-answering question?

Brighttail • 09/16/2018

Because Jan is a feline, his curiosity instinct overrides any instinct for self-preservation.

TacoFox • 09/16/2018

Soooo if Jan dies in the Box and no one can find him cause the Box will move forever will he be the next generation of Schrödinger's Cat?

AlyxVixen • 09/16/2018 • edited

"Is it safe?"

"Yes! It is safe! It will not irradiate, poison, sterilise, mutate or dissolve you, and will not catch fire! So you are safe."

"How about collision detection? You said it moves, what if it gets out into the street?"

"... I'll be riiiiiiiiiiiiiight back."

Shockwave07 • 09/16/2018

All we need now is an emblem and a voice praising the sun, and this little "It fits it sits" sun box would be a 9 to 9 parody of a Dark Souls faction!

Katnik • 09/16/2018

Four wheels and a motor . . . sounds an awful lot like a shopping cart, doesn't it ?

Panther • 09/16/2018 • edited

No explosion , OK ; but roasting ?

puts marshmallows with Jan in the wheeled box ^_^"

ndrvr • 09/16/2018

Version 2 will shamelessly display a plagiat of the SpaceX reusable rocket system.

"It follows the sunlight!" "Duude, i am on the sun!!!" "Ooops..."

Wolffan • 09/16/2018

Feh. Lions don't follow sunbeams, they like shade. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k_TsqMROY0w/UPkDdvBLydI/AAAAAAAAAik/LaFYAOl1SOs/s1600/lions_under_the_plane.jpg and https://kimkiminy.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/lions-in-shade-of-plane-wing-large.jpg

William • 09/16/2018

"Is it safe?" Got a chuckle from that. He ask that of Wolf. He should know by now.

Panther • 09/16/2018

@ Ndrvr :

calls the "Thunderbirds" for rescue XD

Krahazik • 09/16/2018

The box's battery may be 'safe', but it moves, I do not predict good things from this idea.

ndrvr • 09/16/2018

@Panther they'll better be careful or they end like Icarus ^^.

Phil: "Why does it rain roasted pigeons...?" Amber: "And scorced lio~oh hi Jan!"

Robin Bobcat • 09/17/2018

. . . He's gonna wake up in Ecuador, isn't he?

Maryalee • 09/17/2018

All caught up.

Read entire archive of College Catastrophe, Nine to Nine, and Swords and Sausages. I am fully prepared now to take my place in these comment sections.

sees Wolf walk in from off panel, quickly exits the opposite side

Panther • 09/17/2018

@ Maryalee :

Wrong , totally wrong : what ever you do or try , you'll never be ready to deal with Wolf XD

michael • 09/17/2018

@TacoFox Schrödingers box was found and the cat is confirmed dead by now. Doesnt sound good for Jan.

Sammy • 09/17/2018

Wolf has an invention. (Everyone, repeat after me...) Uh oh...

There once was a lion named Jan, Whose friend Wolf had a plan, "If you get in this box", "You'll sleep like a fox", And into the sunbeam the box ran.

Katnik • 09/18/2018

In the middle of the night, a fire engine goes screaming by and the box senses the bright flashing lights and chases it down the road . . .

Panther • 09/18/2018

First panel : https://www.tigerknight.com/99/2016-02-28 XD

WB101 • 09/18/2018

Is it safe? Is it SAFE? rolls on the ground laughing... for 5 minutes

I mean... is Wolf in the vicinity? Did Wolf 'build' it? Does it have what 'could be' 4 sticks of yellow-painted TNT connected to a remote detonator attached to it via duct tape? But SURE... let's just take Wolf's word on it. What's the worst that could happen... O_o

portals to the other side of the galaxy... in a different dimension... and raises all shields... static noises

Panther • 09/18/2018

@ WB101 :

The worst that could happen ? This : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxgJCqD0pQ8 ^_^"

uses the portal too

Silverwolf • 09/18/2018 • edited

"One day, you'll look

To see I've gone

But tomorrow may rain, so

I'll follow the sun..."

And so will Jan.

Anubis • 09/19/2018

There will probably be either a solar flare, or an eclipse :)

ndrvr • 09/20/2018

@Anubis Jans mane'll blot out the sun ^^.

Donkey • 09/21/2018

And he is going to trust Fox that its safe!?!

Anubis • 09/21/2018 • edited

He could be spun into orbit ;)

Panther • 09/22/2018

@ Ndrvr & Anubis :

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ONEUYuqVRZg/VZy4qZYYMjI/AAAAAAAAB4Q/xelMsUPYcUw/s1600/SpaceLion-b-200.jpg

darevenin • 09/27/2018

Sweet Dreams... aren't made of this!

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