Dec. 23, 2018 - Communication

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Jan

It's... bidirectional? Half duplex? Full duplex??

Synchronous? Asynchronous??

Technical minds need to now! :o

Fuzzy TwoShirts • 12/23/2018

My favorite arc in this series so far. Is Andrea normally this maniacal? do we just not see it because she doesn't speak?

Is nobody surprised that she's using full sentences instead of squeaking??

Did nobody explain to Wolf how this worked?

Who would want to hurt Wolf? prior, his relationship with Andrea has been good! what is going on?!?!?!?!

and how are they gone from her life? Jessie still works with Jan, don't they still all hang out together??!?!?

Dreit • 12/23/2018

Full duplex and asynchronous, at least from what I know. Also process priority is pretty high, so it fires a lot of interrupts of main thread.

Brighttail • 12/23/2018

I must admit I have never thought of it as "data transfer". Wolf is a very 'special' wolf indeed.

As for Andrea... wow she is one vengeful vixen! I think we are seeing her Carrie moment here. Sweet, innocent until pushed then a murderous (or attempted...well maybe hopeful maiming) rampage of vengeful spite! :) :)

Brighttail • 12/23/2018

Also this no longer seems to be about Tetris. When did the topic shift and erm...what did it switch two?

For this we'll need two answers, one from Jessie's point of view and one from Wolf's. :)

Sibeor • 12/23/2018

My money is on full duplex plesiosynchronous.

jprime • 12/23/2018

He has the same problem as Dr. Manhattan: He knows how everything in the world fits together except people.

Kangaar Foxfire • 12/23/2018

When I was trying to program adult-thened interactive fiction, that... part... had to be classified as a receptacle... No, I'm not making it up.

Fox • 12/23/2018

You know, the more Wolf talks the more he reminds me of Sheldon Cooper. Only difference is that thus far I don't wanna punch him like Sheldon, though keep that thought in the file just incase, the idea may change.

Panther • 12/23/2018

You're wrong , Wolf : this sort of "datas" can be sent from the plug to the recepticle only . No bidirectional transfer =^_^=

Rocketroo • 12/23/2018

Then there is a lengthy compile cycle, at the end of which you get a beta version you have to debug until you get it to function adequately.

Unclefungus • 12/23/2018

Question: Is the signal digital? Or analog?

Typhoon • 12/23/2018

SQUEAK!

Shockwave07 • 12/23/2018

No not gone yet... But if Wolf got into the pleasure data business any vixen or kitty will want to avoid any adult toy store!

ndrvr • 12/23/2018

At least it'll be Wolf to be send to the ER. Jessie grows impatient and gets him an unidirectional full duplex asynchron "data transfer", called "Whack" ^^.

ndrvr • 12/23/2018

......aaaaand it just occured to me that such a "headshake" gets in line with a "whacknowlegde".

Poor Wolf, data overflow will soon commence......ah hell...Jessie, pounce!

Saaruuk • 12/23/2018

OKaaaaaay......I think here is where Jessie needs to "take Wolf to school" and teach him a few things about guys & gals.

And it's kinda fun to watch Wolf doing his damnedest to intellectualize this situation. Frankly, I think he's actually attracted to Jessie and it's scaring the shit out of him. His body is screaming at him to "take her up on her offer" but being a virgin, hasn't got the first clue about how to go about it.

I think Jessie could have a lot of fun with him and he'd have a lot of fun as well......as long as she could get him to relax and he doesn't blow an aneurysm or stroke out from all the tension/pressure he's putting on himself.

@Shockwave07....I think Jessie'd be a regular customer in said adult toy store.

Saaruuk • 12/23/2018

I further think the "bidirectional data transfer" would be the mutual pleasure derived from the endorphin dump that comes with a good 'romp in the sack'.

C'mon Jessie......teach 'im what REAL sexual pleasure is. (Evil lascivious grin)

michael • 12/23/2018

I bet after this bidirectional thing, Wolf is afraid to get pregnant...

Jo Li KMC • 12/23/2018

… what the hell's wrong with you, Andrea?! Those are absolutely horrid things to say! You should be ashamed of yourself! Is this what you're really like…?

And, you, Tor… You're just listening to her spout that trash like it's everyday conversation. Are you even listening to the words coming out of her mouth…? Because, maybe, you should.

(Yes, I'm genuinely this hot. No, I won't apologize.)

Nebulous • 12/23/2018

Kangaar Foxfire: The name for that ...part... comes from the Latin for sheath or scabbard of a sword. So... 'receptacle' would be a legitimate synonym.

Random Guy • 12/23/2018

@Panther I think Wolf is actually refering to STDs, not the stuff that makes babies.

SZ • 12/23/2018

She may need to show him.

Boe • 12/23/2018

Sex ..... hospital, because Wolf improved something that Jessy was too eager to try on them.

Muddy • 12/23/2018

Bidirectional... data compilation... bio molecular 3D printer engages... end productivity = Tigwolf or Wolger.

One of each gender..., collect the whole set!

Saaruuk • 12/23/2018

I've got an even better question for Tor......just exactly HOW the hell do you come to the conclusion/diagnosis that Jessie and Wolf are "maladjusted deviants"?

BY WHO'S STANDARDS.......YOURS?????

Shockwave07 • 12/23/2018

I just realized Andrea shipped Jessie and Wolf in a twisted way...

Mr. Stargate • 12/23/2018

SEX MAKES BABIES?!

Panther • 12/23/2018

@ Random guy :

Seeing what Jessie had said to Wolf in the last panel of the previous stripe , they can't speak about another thing than that "datas" stuff =^_^=

ndrvr • 12/23/2018

@Muddy i'm offering their names: Jessolf and Wolsie ^^.

Chris 'Foxx' Yost • 12/23/2018

Laugh all you want, to Wolf, this is foreplay.

Kangaar Foxfire • 12/24/2018

@Nebulous, I didn't know that. Thanks! I always like to learn the origin of words & phrases.

Your name & avatar are familiar. We're you on the Talk About Comics forum?

Re the Interactive Fiction programming, I had to classify that... part... as a receptacle because the programming language would only accept one object going into another if the latter was a receptacle.

SCKnight • 12/24/2018

Come on Wolf! Kiss Jessie! We all know you want to!

Plus, I also hope that they end up as a couple as it'll drive the rest of the cast crazy!

TheDudeFreud • 12/24/2018

You know, I want to make a stack overflow joke, but I'm pretty sure I'd be using the term wrong anyway.

Katnik • 12/24/2018

bidirectional data transfer - -only if the protocols are compatible - -first, get all the handshaking taken care of -
then, UpLoad !

Dreit • 12/24/2018

You just can't be angry at cute lovely Andrea :)

Leak • 12/24/2018

We're talking STD here, right? Serially transmitted data?

TacoFox • 12/24/2018

WOLF!!!!! Just point your Bark bark in her Purr purr already!!! D<

William • 12/25/2018

Andrea is sure trying to get back at Wolf. This might actually work out as a relationship for Wolf but I doubt it. He's still so naïve. Maybe Jessie will show him a thing or two. ;)

Ephesus • 12/25/2018

I really, really don't think it's bidirectional, let alone full-duplex. Saaruuk suggested it's about sensation, which is not a transfer of data between partners, but rather feedback from each one's own body.
If it's STDs, as Random proposed, I guess that's more logical - that'd count as a half-duplex I guess. - @Unclefungus : I think it's digital, from what I remember of my neurology lessons. The impulses are fired with the same intensity, it's the rate of fire that determines the intensity of sensation. Plus, there's a threshold of potential to cross for it to become an action potential, so it's closer to how digital works. - @TheDudeFreud @Leak @TacoFox : I like how you guys think, but sadly I have no programming innuendos to go with yours :(

TacoFox • 12/26/2018

I have a thingy I could say I think, Science is about observation and practice, right now, we are all in theoretical territory, but there is a possibility of an interaction in Action to prove or disprove the STD theory, Data could be transferred well from Bork to Murr, but, like all codes, if it isn't punched in, we won't know if it is correct, and what would need fixing. I think the logical choice would be to bork the purr so we would know if Possible R data is to be able to occur in positive parameters. romance Data to coincide with the Research Data, and the awakening of future Neuron patterns, We need EXPERIMENTS! JAN!!!! GET THE BEAKERS, TEST TUBES, LUBE, and more chloroform maybe, WE GOT US A SCIENCING TO DO, this will trump the infamous Doodie Paper!

WB101 • 12/26/2018

Andrea’s actions prove that females have the capacity for infinite good AND infinite evil (both in and out of bed)... ;p

Jessie would light Wolf’s bulb... O_o

And Wolf, you really don’t want to hear me sing “Kiss the Girl” from The not big Mermaid.

Adam • 12/26/2018

I must say, either jess is enjoying teasing wolf or she is really interested in him to have put up with his ways this long. And wolf, while seemingly clueless, must be fairly curious on the subject matter before him as I would have thought he would have made a hole in the wall like the Kool aid man trying to escape the scenario.

But as for Andrea, what if her plans backfire and she just created a new super anit silver force together?!?!! The destruction of pants would be unstoppable!!!!

Kirsten Wolfess • 12/27/2018

It is at this point that Jessie her attempt may not be going as planned... However, being the crafty feline she is, "Plan B", could get really.... Shall we say.... Interesting....

michael • 12/30/2018

I have the light impression that Jessie is going for some kind of abuse. Kind of bonding him to the bed and things. But maybe that is going too far, she might feel pity for the innocent, unexperienced weirdo. Anyway, an interesting constellation.

Silverwolf • 12/30/2018

I think Wolf already knows where babies come from...

This is just an example of the difference between theory and practice. Maybe Wolf just needs to learn Jessie's an artist, so he can shift his linguistic framework appropriately.

Cabcat • 12/30/2018

I'm not sure who I feel more for, Wolf who probably has never met someone like Jessie or Jessie who's probably never met someone like Wolf XD

Khenan • 12/30/2018

Isn´t that information included in the manual? I guess whoever designed Wolf made a poor job of documentation.

Dragon Furry • 12/31/2018

I do hope she scores him. At least just for a one off. He needs the upgrade about how his hardware works with hers :p

AlyxVixen • 01/02/2019

@Khenan I think whomever designed Wolf forgot to add the instruction manual... or lost it under the couch.

Silverwolf • 12/17/2020

Wolf, don't you get it? She wants you to stick your one in her zero.

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