March 17, 2019 - Incriminated

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Jan

Wolf is so, so dead.

He needs to pass the phone to somebody else for plausible deniability. Who should be the recipient? Tor? Jan? Phil? Andrea?

Rocketroo • 03/17/2019

Of course the easy way out would be... No wait, this is Wolf we are talking about. There is no easy way out of anything.

LionkingCMSL • 03/17/2019

Andrea. Definitely Andrea. :=3

Navarre • 03/17/2019

ME ME ME ME ME.

Brighttail • 03/17/2019

Hmmmmmm. Comedic value it should be passed from one of the guys to the other as they try and decide who should be the best person to give it back to Jessie. Each of them can have a variety of reactions from fear to WOW. In the end one of the girls takes it away, probably Amber who says the boys are being stupid. The phone then gets passed around between the gals who are between shocked and and jealously....then of course the SQUEAK which happens to the be the voice password that unlocks the phone. :)

Fuzzy TwoShirts • 03/17/2019

Smart as Wolf is and he doesn't know how to hack a phone

Kangaar Foxfire • 03/17/2019

So that's what a Wolf on crack looks like.

How did he unlock her phone in the first place?

Just wrap it in something, or put it in a container.

Freezer • 03/17/2019

How the hell do you lock the phone on a particular photo accidentally?

jprime • 03/17/2019

Next county? Try "next dimension".

Shockwave07 • 03/17/2019

I'd say Jan... Especially since he asked for the "revoke privileges" card...

And now I wonder how the couple will react...

Maryalee • 03/17/2019

@Kangaar_Foxfire She gave the phone to Wolf unlocked when she took his with the GPS display.

Safest thing for him to do would be to "drop" the phone and pretend it was an accident.

Which means he will give it to Jan and cue the Keystone Cops....

first_in_charge • 03/17/2019

the solution to the problem? think like a master of entropy, decay the phone's memory(reboot it)

Tir Amahn • 03/17/2019

She was just about to demonstrate sex to him with her toy tiger... somehow I don't think she'll care that he's seen her ass on her phone.

Saaruuk • 03/17/2019

Wolf......SHE'S ON A MOTORCYCLE......you can't run fast or far enough.

BTW......did the locked pix give you "cooties"? Lascivious grin

Saaruuk • 03/17/2019

BTW.....how the hell did Wolf lock the phone just by simply scrolling down on an image??????

Dreit • 03/17/2019

Uh, hey Jessie. Wolf found your phone and asked me to give it to you
the hell? When and where?
just a while ago. He also said something about emigration
unlocks phone, gets angry...giggles...gets angry again

meanwhile wolf is still packing his things into shopping cart, because he can't decide what to take and what to let at home

...or....

Jan accidentaly calls Wolf's phone to ask him about revocation stuff. Jessie doesn't understand this IT stuff, but asks Jan to wait, else her gps might stop working during chase. Jan asks her if she's not afraid to leave her phone with personal data with Wolf.

what personal data?
passwords, pdfs, private photos,..
*Jessie stops immediatelly, turns around and quickly drives back to Wolf. During her ride she even meet ice cream truck stuck under bridge.

...or...

Jan just revokes certificate and Jessie calls to Wolf why gps stopped working with connection errors. gulp

Typhoon • 03/17/2019

Turn it off and on again and pretend it spontanously rebooted.

Nah, to practical. Give it to Jan because He works with her.

Nah, to practical.

Panic and waste time in indecision until she turns up.

Panther • 03/17/2019

I need to see the photo before to decide who will be the best candidat to deal with =^_^=

No cooties this time , Wolf ? XD

Schorse • 03/17/2019

Just remove the battery, after the re-boot, it will show the default screen.

soriac • 03/17/2019 • edited

My guess: Wolf will try to frame Phil. Why? Because it's always Phil :-)

And my other guess is that Jessie clearly looks through this and decides to tease Wolf even more: "oooh, you little pervy boy, I knew you were interested in these. Wanna see more of the real thing?" Wolf: "aah, pointer out of bounds! Illegal opcode! Undefined system state! General protection fault! HELP!!!"

Bruce • 03/17/2019

Be a man, just stay there and apologize. No point in running, you'll just die tired.

passerby • 03/17/2019

Why doesn't Wolf try the technical approach? He could try to disassemble the phone and hack the firmware. Or google the master password.

John Dunkelburg • 03/17/2019

I think we're about to see what Wolf is able to do when he panics and how technically he can think when in that mental state. With that, I think that the next person he meets is going to be Jessie, followed by as many of the individuals on the list as possible in a short amount of time.

Nothing like an audience for an Epic Fail, after all...

Katnik • 03/17/2019

Awww, just hand it back to Jessie. She'll do a double take, laugh like a loon, and introduce him to the real thing. You know, yank him out of his virtual world.

TeflonCougar • 03/17/2019

I doubt anyone seeing that is a unique experience, just give the phone back when you see her again. Jessie is just as likely to see it and say. "That's not even the good angle, here let me show you where the real photos are.

Bachelorwolf • 03/17/2019

Ooh noo's! Danger of another cooties-attack!

Philippe • 03/17/2019

With Wolf trying to decide what to do, and getting more worried by the nanosecond, Jessie screeches to a halt beside him...grabs the phone...looks at the photo and mutters "Tch, this old thing."...unlocks the phone, resets it and takes off after the ice cream truck---last panel: as Wolf is shaking and recovering from not having to deal with Jessie's anger; Jessie grinning like the devil, pokes her head in from the boarder and whispers to Wolf: "We'll get back to you..."

asebw • 03/17/2019

Of course, the smart thing to do would be to turn the phone off and on so the photos app gets closed. But this is Wolf we're talking about here. I pity the fool he makes the patsy for this one, specially if it's Jan.

Adam • 03/17/2019

Ok, locking the phone up on a picture was not in my top ten list of "things that could go wrong". XD But I gotta ask, if jessie was willing to let wolf put his line piece into a certain void earlier, why does he think that looking at her woo hoo would require a visa to a new country?

And phil, phil has not been involved in an escapade yet!

SMS • 03/17/2019

He should hand it to a cop

Travis • 03/17/2019

Just drop it in some water and say you tripped. No, a lot of phones can stand a little water even the ones that aren't water prof for a short time. Nope, looks like Wolf is going to have one tell of a night with a tigress, why? "If you wants to see, you could have just asked."

ndrvr • 03/18/2019

Not only Jess' phone's locked on the Woo-Hoo pic but also Wolfs brain! Wonder why his noggin' didn't explode...sandbox in the neurons?

Wild guess into the blue for the unlock code: * 6 6 6 * ^^...or was it * 69 69 69 *...?

...aaaaaand just for the sake of it Jessies phone rings. It's Annie, her GF....!

Panther • 03/18/2019

@ Ndrvr :

HUHO , the worse would be Wolf meeting Annie in the street .................. ^_^"

Mr. Stargate • 03/18/2019

Come on Wolf. Jess is not a complicated creature. She likes herself, motorcycles, and sex. I would lay even odds her unlock code is s3xymotortigress69

Dragon Furry • 03/18/2019

Just let him give her the phone and see if she acts like he would imagen. And then get upset when she actually find it kinda hot that he looked. Now she is even more after him XD

HNKNTA • 03/18/2019

for the first time here and translating the comic picture by picture is not quite easy (I’m Russian if that)

Dakala • 03/18/2019

I think it'd be much more hilarious for Wolf to give Jessie back her phone. After all, I could see a certain tigress having a bit of fun with the shy wolf for him sticking his nose into her business.

M.Organ • 03/18/2019

Then again, Wolf could be the last person in town to see Jessie's woo-hoo.

ndrvr • 03/18/2019

@Panther that would be actually good, so Annie could coerce Wolf to take a pic of her Woo-Hoo XD....

....wait, that isn't his phone...?

Panther • 03/19/2019 • edited

@ Ndrvr :

So , yes : Annie chasing Wolf because he has Jessie's phone , and Jessie chasing Wolf when she'll see that he has taken a photo of Annie's woo-hoo with her phone .......... ^_^"

ndrvr • 03/19/2019

@Panther so Wolf is f*cked, in whatever way ^^. Sounds like a plan.

Panther • 03/20/2019

@ Ndrvr :

Nothing can finish quietly when Wolf is involved .......... That's his doomed/cursed life ^_^

Panther • 03/22/2019

I think suddenly it would have been more "funny" if the folder had been named tricks or treats in place of cleavage or crack ..... ^_^"

Taco Fox • 03/22/2019

Silly Wolf... There IS no escape if Jessie would want you dead, She'd ride her bike to your Sunset, never ceasing, never slowing it's descent, it will only get closer, and closer to the rising Darkness >:3 Better hope she just is too carefree to care about Public Displays of "Woo Hoo"

Drakeye • 03/23/2019

GOT IT! He builds a container to hold the phone in to blast it with a emp but instead accedently protects it from the emp with the emp and causes a emp to wipe out a few city blocks in the process stopping the ice cream truck in front of a convent just as Jessy catches up.

Silverwolf • 03/23/2019

@Taco Fox: This is Jessie we're talking about. She'll probably e-mail Wolf a copy of that particular folder.

Frank • 03/25/2019

Remove the battery? Oh wait, that's probably an iphone

Ephesus • 03/30/2019

Honestly, I see no need for plausible deniability or any other kind of defense. Having seen Wolf's cluelessness in action, Jessie should 500% understand it was an accident. She may not let him live it down for years; but that'll just hurt his pride, not his hide. Of course, knowing the comic, he's still gonna try things the "fun" way... and end up getting hurt in some cartoonish manner.

Silverwolf • 05/11/2019

"You now have...three...minutes...to reach minimum safe distance..."

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