CAPTION: Meanwhile, in a certain elementary school teacher's lounge...
CAPTION: Post- wet paper towel and chalk dust attack
SFX: *Muffled screaming*
SHIERA: Hey girlfriend
SHIERA: Havin a bad day at work
SHIERA: Cheer me up before this couch cushion gets it
AMBER: Let's do fun things tonite
AMBER: Girls nite out
AMBER: U me Andrea and Jessie?
AMBER: Did the cushion survive?
SHIERA: I'd say so
TEACHER 1: That's the sixth one this quarter!
TEACHER 2: The school board's gonna reject *this* line item in our expense sheet one of these days...
SHIERA: But that's up to my coworkers to debate