ANDREA: Mousie says you're not a really bad person.
ANDREA: Just, sometimes, you have questionable ambitions.
MOUSIE: Squeak squeak!
ANDREA: You broke with your ex because you were too shallow.
ANDREA: You two bonked day and night, but no feeling followed.
ANDREA: When you find him in bed with that other girl,
ANDREA: Two floors out the window he went, from your hurl!
ANDREA: Dick move.
MOUSIE: Squeak squeak squeak!
ANDREA: Deep inside, you want a real relationship.
ANDREA: But you're jealous of others' companionship.
ANDREA: And you can't bulldoze your way into their air,
ANDREA: By making three when there is only a pair.
ANDREA: And it all frustrates you,
leading to this bad joo joo.
ANDREA: Also, your butt looks huge in chaps, and your jugs are vaguely mismat-- (mismatched)
SHIERA: Okay, before your exposé turns into a repartee...