Dec. 8, 2019 - Write-a-comic!

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Jan

So, originally, this strip was supposed to be about Jan asking Wolf his Wi-Fi password, but it got way too nerdy, so I thought it'd be fun if you all get a chance to write some alternate dialogue for it. Got a joke about Jessie? Or the Nap Box? Maybe Wolf's parents? Let's hear it :)

Write it in a format like below and I will paste the best ones in:

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JAN: Blah blah blah

WOLF: Blah blah blah

JAN: Blah blah

2

JAN: Blah blah

WOLF: Blah blah

3

WOLF: Blah blah

JAN: Blah blah

4

JAN: Blah blah

WOLF: Blah blah

Add/remove/rearrange lines as you see fit. Have fun! Get your submissions in by 11-Dec.

Edit: Hint: Mind the spacing, there needs to be a blank line between each line due to the comment form text formatter being derpy. This will be easier to do if you have an account on the site, since you can edit the comment after submission.

Adam • 12/08/2019

JAN: Hey, what is your wifi password? WOLF: Oh that's an easy one.

JAN: I hope its not too easy, I don't want to hookup to a compromised network.

WOLF: Well the security question requires one of my more personal experience's, but you should know it too.

JAN: It asks the time and sound that echoed through the dorm halls on your 21'st birthday where amber accidentally introduced an large amount of hydrocarbons near my cake with all those candles...Wait, was that...

WOLF: yep, 321BOOMSPLAT!

JAN: Amber still has icing in her fur from that.

Shockwave07 • 12/08/2019

1: Jan: Hey Wolf, you left your phone on the lock screen.

Wolf: It's not hard to get into.

2 Wolf: 2662 is the number code and upper case V on the pattern lock screen. Will change that later.

3 Jan: Woah!

4 Jan: Jessie's-

Wolf: My cootie defense system. Gives me pause too.

Kangaar Foxfire • 12/08/2019 • edited

(Just a note to everyone: Hash symbols trigger html code if you try to post them - I found out the hard way)

Panel 1

WOLFRAM: "Thanks for uploading my key revocation certificate to the Uni's Keyserver."

JAN: "No problem, though I'm still puzzled how you let Jessie into your files in the first place."

Panel 2

WOLFRAM: "That's... a long story."

JAN: "You going to tell me about it?"

WOLFRAM: "Uh... probably not. I'm just glad it's all over, and she didn't get into my files."

Panel 3

JAN: "Say... you didn't get into her files did you?"

WOLFRAM: "Er... I might have kinda have got into her personal photos."

JAN: "You WHAT?!"

Panel 4

WOLFRAM: "Accidentally..."

JAN: "Did she find out?"

WOLFRAM: "Nah. She never noticed, or she'd have said. Looks like after all that I didn't need to make a clean breast of it."

Tir Amahn • 12/08/2019

JAN: "What's this I hear about you blackmailing Phil?"

WOLF: "Check out the pics. He's all MLP."

JAN: "Yikes, but why? What's he got on you?"

WOLF: "I saw some pics on Jessie's phone I'd rather not have, and he knows."

JAN: "You what!?"

WOLF: "He tells her, those photos go viral."

tracer • 12/08/2019

What is on Wolf's screen? DosBox?

Why does he still use a CRT monitor? Does he like to have a working x-ray source handy? Does he enjoy playing with CRT and magnets?

Gary • 12/08/2019

Jan: What WiFi verification do you use?

Wolf: I changed the router verification from a password to visual challenge.

Use the browser and enter the IP 192.168.0.1. Select the Access Control item.

Jan: What am I looking at?

Wolf: Just select the images that are from the Klingon Kama Sutra.

Wolf: ...and I bet Jessie thought she had the most kinks.

tracer • 12/08/2019

JAN: Mind if— Say, is that DosBox?

WOLF: The only way to run LiteKAV these days, damn those cheapskates.

JAN: Does it work for Android?

WOLF: Only my personal extra security build. Get ExplodingWolfBox from the store.

JAN: The color scheme is UGLY! This green on brown makes my head hurt.

WOLF: That's the idea! Giving headache to anybody spying upon your screen.

Fenrir Black • 12/08/2019

JAN: Tor complained that my wi-fi password was too long.

WOLF: The 64 character one? I can see why that might be a problem.

JAN: I don’t see what the problem is.

JAN: What’s your wi-fi password?

WOLF: I don’t think you’d be comfortable using it but it’s ylgnitleefemsekameissej.

JAN: Is this “Jessie makes me feel tingly” spelled backwards?

JAN: Why is that your password?

WOLF: Simple, nobody would have the dignity to type it.

N7: • 12/08/2019

(going to have fun with this one)

Jan: Have you herd of this new Ewe-Tube everyone's flocking to?

Wolf: Know it. Started by a Felicia something or other. She's getting quite a following.

Jan: That's the one. Kind of a rebel, she even got a dye job.

Wolf: Hah! You could say she's now the black sheep of the family.

M.Organ • 12/09/2019

Jan: We receive signal.

Jan: All your base are belong to us.

Jan: Someone set us up the bomb!

Wolf: Launch Zig! Launch Zig for great victory!

Jhen • 12/09/2019

1- Jan: Online shipping time are nuts. Wolf: Mmmh... 2- Jan: Why are my imports getting delayed ? Wolf: Mhmm ! 3- Jan: Gah !Some of my packages won't make it on time ! Wolf: Relaaaax.... 4- Wolf: I am hacking the shipping company and replacing their shipping management software with an improved version I wrote last night. Jan: Why is one of my parcels due for last September ?

Silverwolf • 12/10/2019 • edited

JAN: Okay, I'm logged into the webcam...why am I looking at someone's car?

WOLF: A long overdue experiment.

JAN: This isn't illegal, is it?

WOLF: Nope. My new thesis advisor got me some time on the university's particle accelerator. If this works, we'll see a crude quantum teleportation in three...two...one...

WOLF: Beam on!

PHONE: SPLORTCH!

JAN: That's...a lot of donuts.

WOLF: Checkmate, Bullsworth.

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