Dec. 11, 2019 - Write-a-comic! results
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JAN: Wolf, what's your wi-fi password?
WOLF: The natural log of e to the square root of 2 to the --
JAN: Wait wait. Uhh, calculator. ln e, to root 2...
2
WOLF: -- to the 22nd.
JAN: -- to 22nd power.
WOLF: Factorial.
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JAN: Factori-- Wolf, that overflows.
WOLF: ... Backwards.
4
JAN: Either you're about to show off a mental math party trick, or you're going to multiply by zero at the end.
WOLF: Don't you wish you didn't need a calculator for this? Now make it camel-cased!
CAPTION: TheNaturalLogOfeToTheSquareRootOf2ToThe22ndFactorialBackwards
Submitted by Major Matt Mason
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JAN: Have you seen Jessie?
WOLF: Try Tali's webcam stream.
2
JAN: Oookay...
3
JAN: ...
4
JAN: With a melon?!
WOLF: With a melon.
Submitted by Kim Huett
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JAN: I just had a text from Jessie. She...
WOLF: ... Wants to know if I ever dated in college.
2
JAN: ... Wants to, huh, how did you know that?
WOLF: I wrote an algorithm which predicts female behavior. It's kinda useful.
3
WOLF: Here, let me demonstrate. I'll text you the last thing Amber said to you last night.
JAN: ...
4
WOLF: The idea came to me while I was watching Austin Powers...
JAN: *Squirms internally*
Submitted by Kubulai
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JAN: I can't connect to the wifi. Did you change the password?
WOLF: Yup. Here it is.
2
WOLF: Starts with WolfYoteMadSci...
JAN: Uh huh...
WOLF: Followed by the number of timese I blew up part of our dorm space...
JAN: Big number...
3
WOLF: Followed by the number of times *you* blew up part of our dorm space...
JAN: Oof, I was hoping to forget that.
WOLF: Followed by the weight you were over capacity when you and Amber broke the bed.
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JAN: Wait, did you invent this password just for me?
WOLF: Yup! You're the only one I'd trust on my network --
WOLF: -- so I thought it should be something only you could figure out.
JAN: I... guess that makes sense.
JAN: Wolf, what's your wi-fi password?
WOLF: The natural log of e to the square root of 2 to the --
JAN: Wait wait. Uhh, calculator. ln e, to root 2...
2
WOLF: -- to the 22nd.
JAN: -- to 22nd power.
WOLF: Factorial.
3
JAN: Factori-- Wolf, that overflows.
WOLF: ... Backwards.
4
JAN: Either you're about to show off a mental math party trick, or you're going to multiply by zero at the end.
WOLF: Don't you wish you didn't need a calculator for this? Now make it camel-cased!
CAPTION: TheNaturalLogOfeToTheSquareRootOf2ToThe22ndFactorialBackwards
Submitted by Major Matt Mason
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JAN: Have you seen Jessie?
WOLF: Try Tali's webcam stream.
2
JAN: Oookay...
3
JAN: ...
4
JAN: With a melon?!
WOLF: With a melon.
Submitted by Kim Huett
1
JAN: I just had a text from Jessie. She...
WOLF: ... Wants to know if I ever dated in college.
2
JAN: ... Wants to, huh, how did you know that?
WOLF: I wrote an algorithm which predicts female behavior. It's kinda useful.
3
WOLF: Here, let me demonstrate. I'll text you the last thing Amber said to you last night.
JAN: ...
4
WOLF: The idea came to me while I was watching Austin Powers...
JAN: *Squirms internally*
Submitted by Kubulai
1
JAN: I can't connect to the wifi. Did you change the password?
WOLF: Yup. Here it is.
2
WOLF: Starts with WolfYoteMadSci...
JAN: Uh huh...
WOLF: Followed by the number of timese I blew up part of our dorm space...
JAN: Big number...
3
WOLF: Followed by the number of times *you* blew up part of our dorm space...
JAN: Oof, I was hoping to forget that.
WOLF: Followed by the weight you were over capacity when you and Amber broke the bed.
4
JAN: Wait, did you invent this password just for me?
WOLF: Yup! You're the only one I'd trust on my network --
WOLF: -- so I thought it should be something only you could figure out.
JAN: I... guess that makes sense.
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