1
MOM: Are you Jessie? Wuffie's new sweetheart?
JESSIE: Huh?
WOLF: Sweet-*what?!* She's my test subject! Where's Jan?!
JESSIE: Jan had to pull overtime. He said he texted you...
2
MOM: "Test subject?" Is that what kids call it these days?
WOLF: No no! Like, an actual test subject. For my Ph.D. into alternative modes of transportation.
JESSIE: Errr...?
3
WOLF: Look, I'm in the middle of programming firmware for my mechanized napping containers --
WOLF: -- And it just happens so felines are prone to napping.
WOLF: There. Happy?
4
MOM: Well, *I* was your dad's "test subject" way back when...
DAD: The contraceptive didn't work. And here you are!
MOM: Doesn't it feel good to know that pill never made it to market because of you? You'll always be our favorite little "oopsie"!
WOLF: Moooooom!
JESSIE: I need to leave but I'm morbidly fascinated.
STEPH: Run.
