JAN: The broom closet? How was growing up with Wolf like?
STEPH: Frequent, sudden noises. Some being his occasional cries for help.
STEPH: After he blew up the broom closet, our dad built a lean-to outside the house for him to play around in. Which he blew up.
FINA: Speaking of dad, Wolfram snuck black powder into dad's pipe to get him to stop smoking.
FINA: It worked.
STEPH: Then we buit him a detached shed with half-inch plated steel walls about a hundred feet behind the house.
STEPH: That one burned down, fell over, *then* blew up after his "e-Bay find" ex-Soviet mini nuclear "fusion" reactor had a small meltdown.
STEPH: He had to have decontamination showers for a month.
AMBER: Jessie, this is why you shouldn't date Wolf. He might put some plutonium isotopes in you.
STEPH: You two are *dating?!* How have *you* survived?!
JESSIE: Oh no, he hasn't kerploded anything major! He only blew up my inflatabl-- errr...