7. Februar 2021 - Evacuation

Übersetzt von Michael Weskamp mit Unterstützung von Render, Rajak, Rei Loire, Kris, Asyr und Art-Gryphon

1.
STEPH: ACHUMEINSCHRECK! Feuer! Unkontrollierte Oxidation!
FINA: ... ja? Mach, dass es aufhört.

2.
WOLFRED: Feueralarm, Kinder. Ihr kennt den Plan.
STEPH: Jawoll. Handtücher gepackt.
CAITLYN: Wo ist Wolfram?
FINA: Er ist nicht in seinem Zimmer. Seine Freundin ist auch weg.

4.
JESSIE: Wie kann Wolf so verdammt schnell laufen?
JESSIE: Es ist eiskalt hier draußen! Verdammtes feuchtes Handtuch!

32 Kommentare

Jan

Let's all freeze our toes off in the parking lot while the fire brigade clears the building \o/

* Since I received some notes about this last week, PSA: Seriously, don't pull the fire alarm in a convention unless it's an actual emergency. Don't imitate the comic or do it for "con traditions". The consequences are serious and no laughing matter.

Today's cameos:

Panel 3: Furrhan

Panel 5, left to right: Chris E, Stacy Bluescales, Poor Squirrel, Darkwolf, Fleet Commander, Oleg, Mark, Arue Fornin, Tibbit Tidbits, and Von Davidicus.

Kangaar Foxfire • 07.02.2021

I take it that Tetris conventions have no fursuits? :)

OmegaWolf • 07.02.2021

So much going on.

Steph cute in glasses is a pleasant thing.

Jessie sure needs help as though she’s a naughty girl she’s not comfortable in several things.

Line up of the characters are an interesting bunch and that rabbit seems to just want to pummel the howling wolf with the pillow and the cute dragoness.

ndrvr • 07.02.2021

Need a long coat for Jessie and a slingshot...for that napbox there ^^.

Furrhan • 07.02.2021

Thanks again for the cameo! It was a lovely surprise! Really made my day, especially since I'm going through some stuff atm!

Thisguy • 07.02.2021

I love Steph's wakeup reaction. Its very Wolf like, guess she is his sister. And Poor Jessie, she's going to get locked out only in a damp towel. She's going to need some warming up.

Gyrhawk • 07.02.2021

Haha... shades of MFF2014??

caldaq • 07.02.2021

Come on Wolf do the right thing use that intellect and warm up Jessie hypothermia is no joke.

Shockwave07 • 07.02.2021

Watch this result in Wolf somehow believing in reverse cooties...

FurriaK • 07.02.2021

Sirenhowl.. it's a duty. 8)

Avatune • 07.02.2021

I'll say: Once that nap box takes its automated travel route towards the most populated part of the vicinity, Wolf is finished.

Thisguy • 07.02.2021

@caldaq asking Wolf to use his intellect to warn up Jessie? Bad idea. I have a feeling his go to solution would involve fire and explosives...

Schorse • 07.02.2021

That one time at EAST, when the fog machine on the stage caused a fire alarm...

Khenan • 07.02.2021

How he can run so fast?

He has been trained by running away from explosions and other disasters for many years.

Jacy • 07.02.2021

Why bring towels?

Verp • 07.02.2021 • bearbeitet

Von Davidicus appears to have a contrabass recorder. I'm a bass freak who played the baritone saxophone. It was just getting down into the interesting part of the range. Anyone have a bass sax they want to get rid of? I'm glad to see Von Davidicus has the good sense to keep his ax in a safe place.

David Klandagi • 07.02.2021

Who is in that napbox?

123 • 07.02.2021

1) Wolf: hides in the NAP box. 2) NAP box: Programmed to look for poor frozen kittens. 3) Jessie: Shivering from the cold because of the wet towel. 4) NAP box: * sounds of the Rise of the Machines* 5) ... 6) Profit!

7) Amber: Squeak! ("What's that noise in the bushes?")

Warning: No English dictionary was affected when writing this text. :) Google Translator was used.

jprime • 07.02.2021

@Jan It's not like footwear's a thing in this world, anyway, though I recall one strip where someone did a sock load(?).

Eli W. Coyote • 07.02.2021

I just have this funny feeling that Jessie is about to have one of those moments in front of all the con attendees...you know, like the ones Silver keeps having every once in a long while... (crossing my fingers on the manually-entered markup)

Tir_Amahn • 08.02.2021 • bearbeitet

@Kangaar there's tetromino cosplay suits. For a second I thought "Is someone carrying a mini-fridge out in panel 3?" then realized, "oh, no, it's a tetrisuit".

@David Klandagi, it's Wolf hiding.

Ace_Country • 08.02.2021

Can we just talk about the poor lonely wolf howling by himself

Adam • 08.02.2021

"Spies a suspicious looking nap box package"

William • 08.02.2021

Love Wolfie hiding in his napcart.

AceBear287 • 08.02.2021

Good on you, Jan, for pulling yourself up from "Panic alarm". I hope the fire-fighters find Wolf in that NapBox™, take him behind the building, and beat him to the pulp he deserves to beaten to.

Silverwolf • 08.02.2021

@Jan: I wonder, is Arue Fornin an off-duty firefighter?

Panther • 08.02.2021

Well : stacy Bluescales haz really no pants when sleeping , wiz a plushy bunny ? I doubt zat iz a good hiding spot for Wolf XD

Michael • 09.02.2021

@ Jacy A towel is the ultimate multipurpose tool according to the hitchhikers guide to the universe.

That must be Wolf in the napbox(tm) there still is some toilet paper hanging over the edge. I dont think the napboxes(tm) come with a built in sanitary unit.

Kirsten Wolfess • 09.02.2021

Who could be hiding out in that Nap Box? =P Looks like a few squares of butt napkins stayed dry at least.

Given that Wolf is still pretty wet, I'm suspecting that, that moisture is going to short something out and, needless to say, the Fire Dept. is in for a surprise....

JasonAW3 • 10.02.2021

If Wolf DOESN'T do something to make it up to Jessie, then he is a HUGE fool... Unfortunately, some of the most intelligent people I know, (myself, unfortunately, included) are some of the STUPIDEST people when it comes to women...

Kristopher Tiberius Haven • 11.02.2021

I have experienced this in the barracks before.

WB101 • 11.02.2021

AAwooos-EEEEEee-WWoooos-WWEEEeee-WWwooos...

blink blink Oh waits zhats right...

pulls out NERF gun Bes very very quiets. I’m hunting Wolframs... insert maniacal Ying-laughter heres

Dawn ze DrMooID: Moo moo mooo? (Translation: Why the nerf gun?) }:)

Cause ze BAN hammerz was too heavies...

and alsos hunts Ying-Jessies ;D

AceBear287 • 13.02.2021

@Silverwolf I should hope Arue Fornin is an off-duty firefighter. I can’t quite make out what he's holding; but it looks like it could do the right amount of damage to Wolf, the rat who gave a false fire-alarm to cover his escape.

@Kirsten Wolfess Let's not have Jan surprise the fire-fighters with a run-away NapBox™, shall we? Even without the evil scenes enacted in Minneapolis last June, to suggest that to assult our citizen soldiers is at all funny is not the action of a human being.