21. März 2021 - Combo breaker

Übersetzt von Michael Weskamp mit Unterstützung von Render, Rajak, Rei Loire, Kris, Asyr und Art-Gryphon

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OFFICIAL: Teilnehmer! Hört doch bitte auf, auf den Controllern rumzuhämmern.
OFFICIAL: Ich weiss, einige von Euch können blind spielen, aber wir haben zur Zeit einen Stromausfall.

27 Kommentare

Jan

Don't crash into the technology rack! Especially if it trips a breaker that's on the same circuit as the rest of the stage...

Today's cameo features: Liliya

OmegaWolf • 21.03.2021

Gosh darn it Wolf

Mavraszun • 21.03.2021

Well as long as they don't find out it was him, I think wolf is in the clear.

S'aaruuk • 21.03.2021

I'm having a serious problem with panel 2. I have an all steel audio rack in my keyboard room that's 50.5in tall, 22in deep and 23.5in wide. It's fully populated and weighs about 850+lbs. The three 2000W audio amps in the bottom alone weigh about 50lbs each. This thing isn't easy to move on tight pile carpet even on 5in diameter heavy duty, ball bearing casters.

The rack in panel 2 is larger, definitely taller, appears to have 2 high-end, high output power supplies/amps in the bottom slots and is sitting flat on the floor. There's no way that it's gonna be 'top-heavy' or easily tipped over. And anyone who's ever worked with rack mounted systems KNOWS to put the heaviest units on the bottom for maximum stability.

Questions: Just how heavy/durable IS Wolf's Nap Box, and what kind of speeds are they capable of. It had to be really haulin' ass and be REALLY heavy to knock the bottom of that rack out from under it.

Just a query from someone very familiar with this stuff.

S'aaruuk • 21.03.2021

I just now saw the small wheels on the rack. Still.....my questions still stand.

S'aaruuk • 21.03.2021

I'm also liking the wide, lack-of-sleep bloodshot eyes on Steph and Fina in panel 3. :-D :-D

Kael Duranus • 21.03.2021

slow clap Wow Wolf... You have officially surpassed your illustrious predecessor, Wile E. Coyote.

My question is how exactly he managed to get that monstrosity into the convention without anybody noticing in the first place...

Relzyrx • 21.03.2021

If I were either of Wolf's sisters, I'd be planning to have him tied down and face his fear for this. I'd make my cooties spooked brother get laid.

soriac • 21.03.2021

Makes you you think, if Wolf survives this (means, he can outrun both his sisters and the rest of the angry mob), would his parents put him under hypnosis again or will they enroll an extensive psychological treatment? He might need it...

Khenan • 21.03.2021

Wolf just keep getting more popular. At this rate he will soon be the mot popular person there has ever been.

No, wait. I´m getting things backwards again I think

Jan • 21.03.2021

@S'aaruuk Cartoon physics!

Or, should you desire a more plausible explanation: as force is mass times acceleration (F = ma), given a large enough acceleration, force also increases proportionally. Maybe the Nap Box was traveling at the speed of Bad News (as postulated by Douglas Adams), thereby undercutting the rack's center of mass and toppling it.

Supper Snep • 21.03.2021

And thus, Tetriscon adds Wolf to the Persona non Grata list. Following other 118 conventions that has done the same.

David Klandagi • 21.03.2021

@S'aaruuk, is the rack toppling in the proper direction?

AncientWolf • 21.03.2021

@S'aaruuk and @David Klandagi

I'm an engineer (Computer & Electrical), and I've installed server racks several times over a 30 year career, so I know a fair amount about them. Here's my take...

A fully populated server rack is quite heavy, and wheels or no, it's not going to tip over from a cardboard box on wheels hitting it -- unless said box is traveling at a very high velocity, though in atmo it would likely have burned up before hitting the server rack at the velocity required.

Those are UPS units at the bottom -- uninterruptible power supply units (aka - battery backups), and yes, they can get rather heavy.

As for the direction it tipped over, ever see a utility pole after a car slammed into the bottom of it? The pole falls over on top of the car. A forklift ramming a stack of crates in a warehouse, the same thing will happen--that's why forklifts have a cage over the operator's head.

As for the absurdity of the 2nd panel, watch "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit". :)

Bored and Dangerous • 21.03.2021

I feel sad for him at this point. Yes zany wacky character, but god his childhood must of been a mess to end up like this. There's only so much you can pin on Wolf being Wolf's usual manic self.

Remember folks, this all happened because a tigress tried to romance a neurotic wolf who'd been traumatized as a kid about his nether region suffering if he ever gets cooties. And took that phobia into adulthood because nobody bothered correcting that issue. To the point he's waging a anti-cooties crusade thinking he's probably saving someone else's dangly bits alongside his own.

If you did this on purpose and not for comedy Jan congrats, you've made a comedy character trope with the messed up youth it'd take to create him. It just kind of puts the rest of his antics into a different light. Makes you wonder how much is his manic 'mad genius' personality and how much is childhood trauma.

Silverwolf • 21.03.2021

I have a feeling Wolf is looking at jail time for this...

Michael • 21.03.2021

@Jan Yes, never underestimate the speed of Bad News.

Otherwise you could say, there was a chance of 1:1.000.000 and therefore doomed to happen without any doubt. If it was a chance of 1:10 or 1:100 i would say: forget it, but 1:1.000.000 on the other hand...

Adam • 22.03.2021

Lol, man.

Adam • 22.03.2021

Screwed up the last post...But yeah, if anyone was blind, they would be super angry cause they wouldn't know where to start.

ndrvr • 22.03.2021

@S'aaruuk

@Jan

the napbox used 'Deashi harai' from Judo. It is devastatingly effective ^^.

soriac • 22.03.2021

@Bored and Dangerous & @AncientWolf Sorry, but you are missing the most important factor in this: Wolf is involved, and when that's the case, even water is highly flammable and explosive. I would say the moment of inertia ran out of the room screaming the moment of Wolf approached :-)

David Klandagi • 22.03.2021

@AncientWolf. OK. Point :)

But as regards telephone/utility poles, and also cutting down trees, they fall in the direction they have been structurally weakened. Want a tree to fall westwardly, then you chop it on the westward side. Probably the only thing I remember from Boy Scouts. Though here, the impact is low, below the center of mass, so I can see that factoring in as well, less likely to fall in the same direction as the impact.

WB101 • 22.03.2021

as a certain Nap Box (R) rolls past ze Great Pyramid... Imhoteps... Imhoteps...

zzzZZZzzz Yays for toonies physics! Nows back to ze Ying-Jessies dreamies… ohhh Yes! ZZZzzzZZZ

Dawn the DrMooID: Moo! Mooo moo? (Translation: Hey! Who just pinched me?) }8O

Kirsten Wolfess • 22.03.2021

@Silverwolf: IF Wolf were to end up in jail after this, he'd be even MORE dangerous when he got out. And by "Getting out", parole probably won't be involved. Do you have ANY idea WHAT he'd teach the inmates?! XD More importantly, would there be anything LEFT of said jail?

Anyhoo.... Back to Wolf wreaking all out havoc at the Tetris Con....

Panther • 24.03.2021

Good job , Wolf : really congrats . You're at ze top of ze list : heavy natural dizasters . You beat hurricanes , typhoons , tsunamis and nuclear explozions XD

@ WB101 :

Drat ; yinglet-Bill haz succeed to come back ^_^"

Silverwolf • 25.03.2021 • bearbeitet

@Kirsten Wolfess, @Jan: This is probably the incident that gets him Doc Nickel as a PhD sponsor.

Doc: "That little bit of destruction? I've seen worse."

Roger: "You've done worse."

@Supper Snep: That list probably includes the Geneva Convention by now.

Firedrake • 26.03.2021

Jan, does the second panel count as wrecking Steph's stuff once again? XD www.tigerknight.com/99/2020-09-13

Rocketroo • 27.03.2021

A lot of people are postulating about Wolf getting jail time from this. All I would say is I pity the poor jail that gets him... and the structural demise that would shortly follow... from him just trying to blend condiment packs on his bologna sandwich.