March 6, 2022 - Flatpackers - 5

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Jan

If you haven't seen one of these chair-testing machines: link

Tor's brain is stuck in a loop.

"This is oddly satisfying"
"This chair is so durable! I must have one..."
"Wait, did Wolf build this machine?"
"OMG if he visited, he'd turn this into a giant spring"
"But it's only $40 for a set of two!"
"..."
"..."
"This is oddly satisfying"

OmegaWolf • 03/06/2022

He wants it and yet doesn’t want it

soriac • 03/06/2022

They really know how to sell this chair :-)

ndrvr • 03/06/2022

I call them 'catapult chairs' because i once dropped into one and it threw me right back on my feet. Bolt the chairs footframe on the floor and you can 'pult crumbled paper from the top of the backrest ^^.

Adam • 03/06/2022

Sadly Iv broken, permanently bent, and straight up disfigured these types of chairs. 7ft, 250 lbs {2.2 m,113k} = over capacity. :P

William • 03/06/2022

"Wait, did Wolf build this machine?" Love that. Got a giggle.

Hurley • 03/06/2022

"Emulates a 175lb average adult", huh? So definitely not an American! 🤣

Silverwolf • 03/06/2022

"Sir, the ticket is for the chair, not the machine."

Panther • 03/06/2022

Tor in mode : "Lost in contemplation" XD

Ephesus • 03/07/2022

"Wait, did Wolf build this machine?" The chair is still intact, so probably not.

Vulpis • 03/07/2022

@Silverwolf I can imagine a one-panel of an Idea employee saying that...followed by Wolf looking at them with sad puppy-dog eyes...

N7: • 03/07/2022

Watch for screws on floor

Panther • 03/09/2022 • edited

@ Ephesus :

NO ! NO ! NOOOOO !!!!!!!! .......... Wolf + Idea shop iz too much for ze World XD

Lupinetiger • 03/11/2022

@panther: I'm pretty sure Wolf is probably on a "Do not let in" list in those kind of shops, probably the same for computer stores, mechanical stores, gardening shops, wood stores....

Either that, or if he goes into an IDEA store, he'll say "OOoo..'" and the employee's who know Wolf would finish it with a soft expletive and head towards the Janitor's closet to prepare for armageddon.

ndrvr • 03/12/2022

@Adam it's not your fault when designers use the wrong measurements for things.

If something doesn't fit, always blame the designers ^^.

FurriaK • 04/06/2022

[humor processing error, init point stuck at "Jessie" add "piston machine" mult by "wish i was a chair now", no free memory for the execution, display generic message instead;]

Hey, nice one!

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