March 27, 2022 - Flatpackers - 8

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21 comments

Jan

Will the salad spinners fit in the car? Will Wolf fall for the decoy? Will there be terrible consequences? Will Shiera ever see Phil shirtless again?

... The endless speculation that a simple purchasing decision can make...!

OmegaWolf • 03/27/2022

Wolf of course would fall for it. Shiera might help just to see Phil shirtless again.

jprime • 03/27/2022

Panel 4: "In case Wolf ever tries /to/ steal one again..."

Panther • 03/27/2022

Phil iz in mod "Vietnam war" to Wolf ^_^"

N7: • 03/27/2022

What would he do with all of them together?

---- • 03/27/2022

there is a significant miscalculation of Phil: Wolf will try to fix the salad spinner if he notices it is broken.

SuperBH • 03/27/2022

FLINGA Salad Spinner! That's a good one :D

Mr Boring • 03/27/2022

I don't believe he thought this through.

Now, Wolf has 4 spinners to "upgrade," at once if need be.

Khenan • 03/27/2022

What dangerous contraption will Wolf turn the salad spinners into?

Jacy • 03/27/2022

Poor horsey just wanted his sallad. Phil is a too nice of a guy to deserve Wolf :/

ndrvr • 03/28/2022

.....and all I can hear now are the salads chorus:

buckle up folks, some older farts here may know this one:

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round.......

Silverwolf • 03/28/2022

@Khenan: Well, not necessarily dangerous, but Wolf is more likely to turn a salad spinner into an ultracentrifuge. We used them in the bio labs for separating cell components. When you want things separated by a very tiny density difference in a reasonable amount of time, a few million G's is the way to go.

Wolf: "I rigorously tested this one and it's not only safe, it's incredibly robust. I used the best metallurgical techniques available from Rolls-Royce. Your salad spinner will not only stay on the countertop when it's operating, but it'll dynamically adjust and stabilize the most unbalanced loads."

Phil: "I just wanted to spin the extra moisture off of my lettuce, I didn't want to eat the mitochondria before the rest of the salad."

Wolf: "That's easy. Just set it on 'low.'"

Adam • 03/28/2022

Interesting, Iv never seen wolf bait before. I thought it was more along the lines of red meat instead of cheap knock off plastic. :P

William • 03/28/2022

Got a good laugh from the last page.

WB101 • 03/28/2022

“Will the salad spinners fit in the car? Will Wolf fall for the decoy? Will there be terrible consequences? Will Shiera ever see Phil shirtless again?”

[ Survey says... ]

[ Yes, after much comedic packing and sorting. ]

[ Yes, yet another “OOOH what does this button do?” from Wolf is inevitable. ]

[ Yes, queue the ‘Yakety Sax’ chase music. ]

[ Oh most definitely YES. ]

};p

Stargazer • 03/28/2022

Looking at the bag, Phil got more than 4.

What contraption will Wolf try to make with all of them? A hover bike?

Tir_Amahn • 03/28/2022

@WB101 "much comedic packing and sorting". It's time to put those tetricon skills to real world application.

ndrvr • 03/29/2022

Phil drops the spinners on the kitchen table.

Wolf: "Ooooh, you found the flywheels!" Phil: "...what for?" Wolf: "My napboxes!" Phil: "...uh-oh...."

Kirsten Wolfess • 03/29/2022

Phil DOES have a point....

And, speaking of Wolf, Whatever became of his pogo stick? Still hanging on a 500 Kv DC power line (knowing Wolf, that's where it landed). -watches maintenance crew wheel their little cart along the lines, only to encounter said pogo stick-

Katnik • 04/05/2022

In Wolf's paws, four salad spinners sounds like the beginnings of a drone . . . no no no, not a Flying Wolf !

TorqueEmPup • 08/08/2022

Surprised nobody commented on the Random Evergreen Ship filled with chickens popping up on the screen. lol

Cass Shard • 08/12/2022

...why was there a random giant cruiseship sliding on my screen and making clucking noises?