April 24, 2022 - Flatpackers - 11

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24 comments

Jan

Tor, of course, was just referring to the time he made ranch dressing at home and spilled it all over his falafel balls, making a gooey mess. Andrea seems to recall a different incident :P

(This page originally had more ball jokes, but it just felt like a lot of low-hanging fruit.)

OmegaWolf • 04/24/2022

AndreaFox.exe has stopped working. And poor Shiera getting jealous.

Jo Li KMC • 04/24/2022 • edited

No need to get jealous, Shiera. There's always that one funny story about Phil's carrot and radishes! Remember? In the garden?

Tir_Amahn • 04/24/2022

"Oohhhh you mean the time I lost my glasses."

The Nth Doctor • 04/24/2022

...that is, indeed, a lot of (meat and/or veggie) balls. Certainly a lot more than I've ever gotten on my plate at an Ikea store, anyway...

soriac • 04/24/2022

Poor Phil can't get a break in this episode. But that's strange, I would have guessed that Shiera would have a story about Phil, as well. Wasn't there the time at the garden party where they served hot dogs but no veggie sorts? And Phil, politely as he is, didn't deny the offer, but spent the rest of the evening trying to desperately bury his wiener...?

Dem Shadowwolf • 04/24/2022

@jan they are only low hanging if it is too warm outside, once it gets really cold they aren't such low hanging fruit :P

Panther • 04/24/2022

t wazn't a thing to say , Tor ............ Now , Shiera iz jealous =^_^=

Mr. Casual • 04/24/2022

Shiera could always tell the one about Phil's glow-in-the-dark sausage.

Khenan • 04/24/2022

How many ranch-ball incidents are there?

Johnnosk • 04/24/2022

Wasn't there a 'Scandal' in Ikea about the meatballs being made from horse?

Volk • 04/24/2022

Well, Phil could talk about the night when he found out about the UV dye...

Ephesus • 04/24/2022

This comic is nuts. But I won’t egg you on about it.

CW Glenn • 04/24/2022

Bet this comic took a lot of balls to make.

'phoo • 04/24/2022

Phil: Because breathless is better then speechless.

Adam • 04/24/2022

Oh ballz XD And hey, veggie nibbles for phil! Least they are somewhat considerate. But I don't think shiera would have a story if something happened or not with phil. Me thinks it would be more related to lemons or grapefruit if there was. :P

ndrvr • 04/25/2022

@Jan ain't got no balls to roll out those other ball jokes ^^? (I'll put that question in the AMA basket)

WB101 • 04/25/2022

ERR_AMBIGUOUS_TARGET

ERR_NO_PERMS

ERR_NOTHING

ERR_BALLS_TOO_BIG

ERR_INTERNAL_ERROR

ERR_CONNECTION_LOST

Please reboot your AndreaFox.exe

Dawn the DrMooID: Moo! };D

Panther • 04/25/2022

@ WB101 :

Err 404 : file not found

ndrvr • 04/27/2022

At least the balls on the platters ain't as hairy as someones elses.......

Andrea: "...cough cough hhhack ptooey..."

Silverwolf • 04/27/2022

Andrea: Error: DoubleEntendreException (Phrasing ambiguity in string input parameter, memory address intercepted.)

Tor: "Hey, they have snacks, too! Oh, Andrea, what about that funny story about the nuts?"

Andrea: This application has produced an indecent operation exception and will be shut down.

Shiera: "Why don't I have stories like this about you?"

Phil: "Don't ask me, I'm still wondering about the veggie balls! How many cucumbers did they neuter to get these?"

Andrea: Blue screen of death (thud)

Jessie: "Aw man, I wanted a turn, too!

Wolf: "Whoa. I thought my brain crashes were bad. Oh well, off to drop off another chair-squeezing machine..."

WB101 • 04/28/2022 • edited

@Panther Actually, I think AndreaFox.exe found multiple files that matched the ambiguous query, some of which she was denied permission to share, thus the nothing shared return. Upon receiving the query modification, I think AndreaFox.exe found even MORE files which she was denied permission to share, search buffers overloaded, and the system locked up and became unresponsive. Have they tried turning her off and on again? ;p

And honestly, ‘ERR_AMBIGUOUS_TARGET’ (sorry if the error syntax is wrong, it’s been awhile since I’ve worked with this kinda stuff) was the very first thing that popped into my mind at the end of panel 2.

Panther • 05/01/2022

@ WB101 :

AndreaFox.exe haz definitively crashed . We need to get new datas files and make a full restart of ze program :)

FurriaK • 05/30/2022

Uhoh, a "family time" conversation awaits our stud at home ]}:D>

About time tho, i wonder if the UV-dye came off yet ;3

Silverwolf • 08/11/2022

I keep wondering about this, though...is the diet of a character obligatory to his/her phenotype? I mean, could the sapient species here be omnivores, but Phil's just a vegetarian by choice?