May 22, 2022 - Car wash

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31 comments

Jan

Meanwhile, Wolf uses the car wash. I guess it goes about as expected.

OmegaWolf • 05/22/2022

Guess he wanted the fastest way to clean. But there are downsides to it all.

LionkingCMSL • 05/22/2022

Well, Wolf will be a hairless wolf or a large Chiuhaha. :=3

Don't forget some women go for the hot wax treatment to remove unwanted hair. :=3

Kangaar Foxfire • 05/22/2022

Every time I think there's no way possible for Wolfram to be a worse idiot he manages to surprise me. 9_9

jprime • 05/22/2022

I like the shots where the characters seem to have no mouths, especially right before something goes wrong.

Jo Li KMC • 05/22/2022

Sometimes, geniuses are the dumbest people on the planet. Hee~

Spring87 • 05/22/2022

Is it weird that Wolfram and I both have the same thoughts? I too have lots of "ideas" and like Wolf, they don't work out

Panther • 05/22/2022

We need a recipe wiz roasted wolf , now ^_^"

tracer • 05/22/2022

Did he want to save time and money on bathing?

soriac • 05/22/2022

What, no undercarriage wash? Wolf, you are getting careless, this is important after winter.

William • 05/22/2022

Love it. Just expecting a surge of voltage shock coming.

Mav • 05/22/2022

Bender Going through the bot wash.

AlyxVixen • 05/22/2022

That would hurt...

Supper Snep • 05/22/2022 • edited

Does the 5th & last page remind any one of you guys of that niche horror movie called House of Wax?

Adam • 05/22/2022

Wolf: Testing of multitasking a daily shower with vehicular washing seems to prove to be fruitful. However hot waxing may only be useful for creatures without fur and extremely thick hide.

Note to self, conduct wax to conditioner comparisons.

Michael • 05/22/2022

And we still have the cooking by using a dishwasher or the engine of your pickup... The famous and dangerous potato cannon by using your exhaust pipe, what else? Trebuchet?

jrh150482 • 05/23/2022

File this under "Didn't Think This Through".

ndrvr • 05/23/2022

The newest collector piece in the Tussaud museum: Wolf Wolfram.

At least he's clean.

Kirsten Wolfess • 05/23/2022

Hot Wax is hot.... -waits for short circuiting to occur, given the high pressure of the water-

-snickers loudly at the gas station logo- PP Petroleum....

WB101 • 05/23/2022

Well... at least there weren’t any explosions.

muffled boom

Kristopher Tiberius Haven • 05/23/2022

Sometimes expediency is a BAD thing.

Vulpis • 05/24/2022

..Don't these car washes have an option to not get the hot wax?

Willy Pete • 05/26/2022

Actually, given that he's putting on goggles before entering the hot wax station, I think he did think this through. (Though maybe not all the way. :) )

Leak • 05/26/2022

Looks more like a "Godzillian waxing" to me...

Panther • 05/26/2022

@ Ndrvr :

But ........ Ze Tussaud museum izn't about dead persons ? ^_^"

@ WB101 :

Not yet XD

ndrvr • 05/27/2022

@Panther he'll be there to frighten the visitors with a sudden move ^^.

@WB101 that muffled boom, the blow-dryer didn't know what to expect, right?

AnansiDragon • 05/27/2022

This screams "Camp Nowhere" and I love it!

Kirsten Wolfess • 05/27/2022

@ Willy Pete: Wolf had his goggles on before entering. Given that they probably fogged up, he's lifted his goggles to see what was next, right as the wax cycle kicked in. Needless to say, me thinks the wolf just got his eyeballs waxed. Thus the infinitely loud screams of agony.

Leak • 05/28/2022

@Panther: it absolutely is about dead persons - in the long run...

Silverwolf • 05/28/2022

And after he rolls out the other side, the blow dry makes him look like a koosh ball.

engineer wolf • 07/28/2022

I think Wolf's portrayal is unfair. He is a pioneer and a free spirit. It is the nature of pioneers to fail sometimes. That's why they bring the world forward. He has many years of experience and the only thing more valuable than experience is more experience. He can weld, solder, is proficient in mechanical material processing, electronics and chemistry and is certainly the most accomplished maker of the entire crew. Whoever thinks the nap-box is a crazy invention probably hasn't heard of tamagotchi, fidget-spinner or gyro-twister. I think Wolf deserves to be successful for once.

Engineer Wolf • 07/29/2022

@Panther I have a photo with John Travolta and Jim Carry from the Tussaud museum. I'm not a consumer of the yellow press but I think they are both still alive ...