July 17, 2022 - Things that go anxious in the night
MAILBOX: [BZZT] Hello. Wolf family residence safety perimeter support activated. Please state the nature of your inquiry.
GOHAN: Umm... hi... pizza delivery... I need... payment?
MAILBOX: Please hold.
MAILBOX: Pizza delivery, confirmed. Order total: thirty. Seven dollars. And. Thirty. Five cents. Is this correct?
MAILBOX: Please collect payment now. Coinage is being dispensed via the newspaper holder.
MAILBOX: [BEEP] Elevated alarm pheromone levels detected. Is danger still present within this vicinity?
GOHAN: Y-- yea...?
MAILBOX: Dispensing additional tip as compensation for probable mauling.
MAILBOX: Notice: acceptance of tip waives all claims of liability. Thank you and have a nice day. [BZZT]