Aug. 7, 2022 - Breakfast battle

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Jan

Double-boop! They're still not used to their newfound superpower ;3

OmegaWolf • 08/07/2022

Oops lol and Jan at right place wrong time

Brighttail • 08/07/2022

I bet if Jan could see, he'd grab the waffle or maybe Tor. Great call-back gag.

William • 08/07/2022

Got a laugh from this one.

Skydancer • 08/07/2022

At least he didn't have a sock land in his caffee...

Tir_Amahn • 08/07/2022

Who let Wolf near the toaster?

Kangaar Foxfire • 08/07/2022

From where Jan is standing it would appear to be 'buns' at breakfast time. (Think about it).

soriac • 08/07/2022

I'm still convinced that all this happens because Wolf inadvertently created some finite improbability generator, maybe by overclocking an Arduino, tuning his 3D printer into an atomic vector plotter and accidentally spilling some really hot tea over it. You just have to calculate the probability that all the textile molecules on the girls suddenly step aside and flying right into the boyfriends face.

Khenan • 08/07/2022

Does Jan have a clothes magnet in his face? This needs to be researched

griffenmage • 08/07/2022

Phone/Camera: Photo=Capture>Name>2_ditz_vixens.PNG Phone/Messenger: Create_Message> | Destination=Parent_Group_Chat | Message="You all figure this out..." | File_Upload=2_ditz_vixens.PNG | Send=True Phone/System_Comands: Emergency_Lockdown>Timer=00:24:00:00.0000

With his collage degree, Jan should be able to run this no problem. (Not to mention the basic temptation right in front of him.) I would imagine he'd have the lockdown code on his phone already, but the reason being Wolf (or just his own luck).

Shockwave07 • 08/07/2022

@Soriac Hope Jan doesn't forget his towel. ;)

That and that waffle has excellent survival instincts.

Panther • 08/07/2022

Ze "nozeboop" power strikes again . I feel sad for Jan ; no , i joke : i'm jealous XD .......... I bet ze waffle iz stuck on ze ceiling ^_^"

Tir_Amahn • 08/07/2022

@Panther No, it's right there on the table beside Meeper's shirt.

Leak • 08/07/2022

I'm not sure if it's super, but that's definitely a power...

drivernjax • 08/07/2022

@Panther It's right next to the toaster.

Ephesus • 08/07/2022

I love how the waffle forms the ‘O’

Kael Duranus • 08/07/2022

Jan ought to be used to vixen garments being flung at his face by now, living with a high energy fox like Amber.

Interstate2011 • 08/07/2022

I take it the girls ripped off each other's shirts by accident trying to get the last waffle?

@Skydancer There are no socks in their world.

ndrvr • 08/08/2022

@Khenan do * not * tell Wolfram Wolf that, he may acidentally crank Jans facemagnet up to 13 which will attract every female garments in a radius of ~5 miles /maybe-sarcasm-maybe-not

ndrvr • 08/08/2022

Last panel:

Jan: "...Phil? Did you turn out the lights...?"

Kirsten Wolfess • 08/08/2022

I dunno about Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off by Kenny Chesney when these two lovely ladies can make their clothes fall off and even land on Jan just by having their snoots booped. XD

Adam • 08/08/2022

Lol, well looks like Andrea lost out on the waffle. And Jan has to be contemplateing his life choices to lead him such a colorful life. Super Saiyan Tor, explosively removed undergarments from the fox girls, wolf......just wolf himself is enough.

How did he get here? How did it all come to this? What did he do to be surrounded by all this? XD

Vukpis • 08/08/2022

Ohh-ohhh-ohhhh, the best part of waking up, is vixen panties in your cup!

Eli W. Coyote • 08/08/2022

Dat waffle making the "O" in SPROING...

And I wonder if Jan ever thinks about all he has to put up with...and then thanks his lucky stars his life is so good. :-) (With the possible exception of some of Wolf's antics...)

WB101 • 08/08/2022

@Leak The bestest of vixen superpowers... :D

Dawn the DrMooID: slaps Bill in the back of the head...whack! Moo! }:/

Sgt P • 08/08/2022

Looks like breakfast is served!😉😉

ndrvr • 08/09/2022

Good thing Ambers top covers Jans eyes so he won't see her an Andrea kissing furryously........

....(ducks, runs and sees himself out).....

Panther • 08/09/2022

@ Tir_Amahn & drivernjax :

Damned , i hadn't seen it ...... A waffle ninja ? ^_^"

Tir_Amahn • 08/09/2022

@interstate2011 No, it's a throwback to the "recent" nose boop arc, their noses booped together so both their powers activated.

Silverwolf • 08/09/2022

Jan: "Care to explain why two vixens are spontaneously ejecting clothes?"

Wolf: "Don't look at me! I had the teleporter powered down until I get this bug in the safety algorithms fixed!"

Jan: "You and 'safety' are two words I rarely associate."

Wolf: "Har har. I didn't want to end up like that guy in the Fly, so I included a routine that prevents separate entities in the same transmission from mixing or being jammed through a solid object."

Jan: "Does it work?"

Wolf: "Yes! The problem is that while the original entity makes it through the trip, anything else being transported gets ejected six feet to the subject's left. I think I need a stronger Brownian motion standard than 42mL of tea..."

LapisHusky • 08/10/2022

Lol! 😆

FurriaK • 10/15/2022

The_Booptrone assembly failed: missing foxes 3,4 and 6.