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JESSIE: Lunch?
JAN: Let's go!
JESSIE: So did you see Tor's message in the group chat?
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JAN: Yea. A housewarming party next weekend. Sounds fun!
JESSIE: I don't know what to do for the potluck. I can't cook.
JAN: You can order pizza!
JESSIE: Aren't they out of pizza delivery range?
JAN: Bring in frozen TV dinners from the supermarket, then.
JESSIE: Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
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JESSIE: But, *you* know how to cook, right?
JAN: I... well...
JESSIE: I mean, you use cooking analogies training that new intern all the time.
JESSIE: Can you teach me?
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JAN: So then, this function is like your pasta machine.
JAN: You feed the data dough into it to make data ravioli.
ANDREW: Uhhh...
JAN: Then the server stuffs it into a database and *serves* it to the client, get it?
ANDREW: We are serving them raw pasta??
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VIDEO: What's up, guys! On this episode of "Crazy Carnivore Cooking", we're gonna mke an awesome party platter that requires no cooking skills, doesn't cost a bunch, and is super duper tasty!
JESSIE: This looks like our level.
JAN: Do people like Cheese Whiz *that* much?