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AMBER: Hey, Jan. I'm picking out a robot vacuum for Tor and Andrea. Can you help me choose?
JAN: Okay.
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AMBER: They have the primo iSucc A3000 model, you know, the one that can climb stairs and stuff.
JAN: Sounds good.
AMBER: Then there's the Carpet Shark Plus 2... it's shaped like a shark and has the wet/dry mode...
JAN: I've heard of it. Just pick either.
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AMBER: But then they're promoting this no-name model. The box says:
AMBER: "GZXYDXGS robotic vacuum --
AMBER: -- carpet cleaning delicate sweep anti-fall function Linux technology 5 GHz Wi-Fi 27.2 VDC Li-ion eco-friendly" --
JAN: Hold on, what was that again? Something technology?
AMBER: "Anti-fall Linux technology" --
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JAN: Get that one!
AMBER: But the other ones suck more!
JAN: It runs Linux!