SHIERA: Valu-Home Center, huh? You're shopping for housewarming gifts *here?*
PHIL: Yup. I'm getting practical things.
PHIL: Door mats, cleaning supplies, light bulbs...
SHIERA: Practical things? You're so boooooring!
PHIL: Do you remember how long that bulb was out in the closet before we actually bought one and replaced it?
SHIERA: Yes, and it was better when it was dark.
SHIERA: You're in a *hardware* store! You should be getting *manly* things for Tor!
SHIERA: Like that barbecue grill!
SHIERA: Or that tool chest!
SHIERA: C'mon, let's check out those sledgehammers!
SHIERA: ... Heck, *I* want a sledgehammer.