1
TOR: Are you setting up the wi-fi?
WOLF: Yup! Your DSL enters the house from the basement, so I need to fish network cable down there.
2
TOR: What is *that?!*
WOLF: It's Mister Mousey!
MISTER MOUSEY: Squeak!
WOLF: He's going to help fish the cable for us! See, we tie some string to his little harness, and he'll pull it through to the other side!
3
WOLF: One tug on the string makes him go right. Two tugs to go left.
TOR: How...
WOLF: I borrowed him from the psychology department.
WOLF: The psych students said he's a master at solving mazes, squeaking on demand, and linear algebra.
4
WOLF: ... Or was it knot theory?
TOR: You gave me a *rodent infestation?!**
MISTER MOUSEY: Squeak!
