March 5, 2023 - Squeaky clean

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Jan

Andrea is about to launch into the ceiling XD

Never mind that Tor hasn't had a chance to burp the water heater yet, he bought the model that didn't have a hot/cold mixer ;3

OmegaWolf • 02/28/2023 • edited

Andrea just needed to use that she wasn’t prepared for that.

LilFluff • 03/05/2023

As someone who a few months back went a few days with no hot water. EEEEEK! They should have sprung for a bidet model that had its own water heater.

LionkingCMSL • 03/05/2023

And, just this evening this lion pulled a "Tor". :=/

Instead of putting liquid dishwasher detergent in the dishwasher, he put dish soap in! 8=0

I was wondering why it was running so quietly. I opened the door to find a tub full of suds. I stopped it because I didn't want to burn out the pump motor or ruin the seals.

Shockwave07 • 03/05/2023

Never had a bidet so now wondering, does this mean it is ice cold water... oh no...

Freezer • 03/05/2023

As a bidet owner, can confirm. You WILL NOT be prepared for that first blast.

Jo Li KMC • 03/05/2023

I feel like this pushes the boundaries of what's SFW and what's not.

I'm not complaining, mind. Quite an amusing view, that. o:

Panther • 03/05/2023

Meep meep squeak meep squeak meep (Tor , you've built it az a pig) ^_^"

Spring • 03/05/2023

I bet that would be useful in the mornings to wake up!

Adam • 03/05/2023

ALL OF THE NOPE! O.@

Tylaxis • 03/05/2023

who needs coffee with a bidet like Tor's? wide awake in 1.3 seconds

Jacy • 03/05/2023

Did Wolf tweak it because he thinks Andrea and Tor needs a cold shower?

CW Glenn • 03/05/2023

This is some toilet humor with a cold delivery.

ndrvr • 03/05/2023

And the sale went like this:

Salesperson: "This one comes with 3 pressure stages: soft as a drinking fountain, garden hose, and the 1000-psi-geyser!" Tor: "Sold!"

Mr. Casual • 03/05/2023

A meep that could shatter glass.

Nikon Raccoon • 03/06/2023

I installed one back in December. This is so true. But you do get use to it.

Treascair • 03/06/2023

wince! oooh, yikes!

Vulpis • 03/06/2023

@Mr. Casual ...Among other things that could cut glass, considering how cold the basic tap water is....

Silverwolf • 03/07/2023

Wolf: "Tor...would you mind explaining why Andrea wants to murder ME?!"

@CW Glenn: Butt of course it is. Andrea must be looking pretty flushed right now.

Kirsten Wolfess • 03/07/2023

High pressure, exceptionally cold water on lower lady bits..... That's a "NNNNOOOOPPPPEEEE" for me, too....

The water pressure though, is impressive. XD

Andy • 03/09/2023

Should have named the title of this one " Meeky clean"! LoLz

Ancient Wolf • 03/11/2023

I don't think we have those up here in Alaska, at least not in my area.

I've never used one, or actually seen one installed anywhere, so I'd be looking at the thing like Crocodile Dundee did when he was visiting NYC. X))

Don't let Wolf near an incinerating toilet, lest he attempts to alter it in some totally inappropriate manner. :^0

(For those who aren't familiar with incinerating toilets, you can search for them online -- they're a real thing.)

Chepecat • 03/18/2023

Anyone else remembered the sports club & spa scene from The Goonies?

Jim the Otter • 03/21/2023

Poor Andrea. This move has punished her three times already.

So far.