April 23, 2023 - Full contact racing

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25 comments

Jan

You all overwhelming voted for Wolf crashing into Jessie, which unfortunately made my original punchline (crashing into Shiera) unusable ("American Gladiators") XP

I had a list of about twenty different parody show titles for Wolf's off-screen remark at the end but couldn't decide which one. Feel free to send in your ideas :3

Next stop for the Nap Box and its two passengers: outside?

And now for some appropriate racing music:

Uncensored version

OmegaWolf • 04/20/2023

Outside and into the lake. And Jessie being bit irritated I feel from that.

Brighttail • 04/23/2023

I liked the "Face Crotch" version better. Under the rules of racing, Andrea taken out, would have brought out the yellow flag, but there would have been a protest filed by Andrea at the end. Of course during the caution flag, Wolf doesn't pay attention to the "Pace car Jessie" coming on to the track to slow the competitors. WOlf didn't get a head of her in time and instead collided, which is a second violation and a continual caution flag. Thus Amber being the Roomba in the lead at the time of the second caution and free of violations, wins the race and the bubble wrap.

I can't wait to see Andrea's revenge on Wolf, but then perhaps he is already punished with his snout far up Jesse's bum. I can see her looking down and asking, "Will someone help me remove this?" but everyone is suddenly busy doing other things. :)

Kangaar Foxfire • 04/23/2023

O... M... G(oodness)... :o

Jessie walked into the place, stark naked in front of [i]everyone[/i] :o

Does she have no modesty?

Jo Li KMC • 04/23/2023 • edited

@Kangaar Foxfire

Not when it comes to her friends. She's super-comfy around them.

Vulpis • 04/23/2023

Wolf's nose is in a bad place...Tor needs to comment on this. :-)

Sgt paw • 04/23/2023

You’re all wrong it should be: Initial D - Déjà vu

S4ty4 • 04/23/2023

Jessie's last comment on the last panel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, if that kazoo guy played Chocobo Racing theme, I'm putting my vote on that 😁

Panther • 04/23/2023

Don't be worried for Wolf , guys ; he begins to be uzed to : https://www.tigerknight.com/99/2016-04-10 XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE , wiz an explosion at ze end when Wolf crashes Xb

Mr. Casual • 04/23/2023

So who was yelling at Jessie when she first got naked? Did they just yell and then shrug and go on about their day, because this isn't at all new?

Firedrake • 04/23/2023

Damn, how I hate those censor's bars :-( I would be even greater comic strip without it...

Adam • 04/23/2023

Something told me you had an idea already for Shiera. Tis a shame. :( And Wolf getting the double moon treatment when he hasn't even gotten to second base??? Lucky dog! XD

Adam • 04/23/2023

Also suggesting the outside for the lovely pair. But the lake is too easy....Maybe there is a swing set/ playground/muddy spot??......lots of outdoorsy mischief to be found.

Kirsten Wolfess • 04/23/2023

So.... A variation of Mario Kart goes sideways with Wolf introducing his muzzle to Jessie's cute butt.... If I was in Wolf's position, I sure wouldn't complain.

As for the next destination for the Nap Box, I do recall there being a lake nearby and given he most likely needs a clean pair of shorts (blamed on Cooties, of course), Wolf/Jessie pull off a picture perfect recreation of Roscoe P Coltrane launching his patrol car into the drink. "That was a horrendous crash" XD

MisterBogsworth • 04/23/2023

I dare say this race is perilous.

ndrvr • 04/23/2023

@Kangaar_Foxfire she may have no modesty up front, butt Wolf'll gladly cover her back ^^. Or parts of it.

Ok, with Wolf wearing Jessie ass hat, he'll 'flying' them blindly off the balcony. Wet Jessie grants cooties.

Aslan • 04/24/2023

How long till wolf and jessie are official now?

Ephesus • 04/24/2023

@Firedrake you know, with or without the censor bar, Jessie really put the “strip” in “comic strip”! Same goes for the king in the latest S&S update, though in his case that wasn’t intentional.

CW Glenn • 04/24/2023 • edited

So, he wasn't looking for love but ended up in the wrong place anyway.

Ultimate faceplanting.

Thestooge • 04/24/2023

Lucky dog! X)

M.Organ • 04/25/2023

That's not a moon, that's a face station! 8-o ;-)

Silverwolf • 04/26/2023 • edited

In addition to safety gear, Wolf needs a safety word.

@Brighttail: Wolf: "Why is my nose in a bad place again?"

Kangaar Foxfire • 04/27/2023

Re-reading this episode I just thought of something. It's a pity that 9T9 isn't a science fiction comic.

I'd love to have seen Wolfram and Jessie fused together into one body. LMAO

ndrvr • 04/27/2023

@Kangaar Foxfire you're giving me some creepy 'Zaphod Beeblebrox' there with that; imagine them fused like legs, pelvis + tail (tigerstriped) from Wolf, upper body from Jessie, and both their heads side by side atop.

Kangaar Foxfire • 04/29/2023

@Ndrvr I was having those same ideas, and they were intriguing me! :D

Chepecat • 04/29/2023

No uncensored version?