28 mai 2023 - Shorts circuit

Traduit par GalloViking, Toumaï, Adraes, et Rundas

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46 commentaires

Jan

R.I.P. in pieces Napbox Mk. 6.1, Wolf's shorts, the serenity of the lake, and Jessie's bank account, for the amount of therapy she'll have to go through :P

Uncensored version

OmegaWolf • 18 mai 2023

Think that wasn’t what Jessie was expecting. Though now chances she’ll never want to get near Wolf again.

soriac • 18 mai 2023

Of course it had to end like this. Whatever it is, if Wolf is involved, it will explode.

Shockwave07 • 28 mai 2023

When a boy explodes his pants around you... I think I'll just stop right there!

Kirsten Wolfess • 28 mai 2023

I.... Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot....

What did Wolf mod now, in order to make his "Pocket Protector" I'm guessing a miniature version of a fully enclosed life raft (Ark Life Raft system for example). This is, after all, Wolf we're talking about.

Jessie unexpectedly gets to go skinny dipping. =D

CarlK • 28 mai 2023

So much for the electronics. He needs a better protection system.

William • 28 mai 2023

Got a laugh from the KA-BLAM!

jeffepp • 28 mai 2023

Not to mention the various inflatables she won't be able to bring herself to use anymore.

German_Moose • 28 mai 2023

Yeah.... turns out cardboard doesn't make the best boat ;D

Ancient Wolf • 28 mai 2023

(face palm)

Man, there is something seriously messed up with that pup! Wolf doesn't need counseling, he needs reprogramming. Turn him off and start back up in "Safe Mode"...if he has one. (shakes head)

Any other guy would probably be locking themselves in their room with Jessie for at least an entire weekend. I would. ;)

Fuzzy TwoShirts • 28 mai 2023

I think part of the joke is that Jesse is a little dense, so she doesn’t actually understand most of what wolf says, so he might as well just be babbling gibberish

Southernwind • 28 mai 2023

I guess you could say that Wolf..."blew his load" Just not in a good way ;)

Capt • 28 mai 2023

Ok, a moisture-activated pocket protector wasn't on my bingo card, not to see which naked person saves the other.

Outcastwolfie • 28 mai 2023

Now if wolf loses his shirt and they duo end up having to trek all the way back to the cottage then that would be priceless.

Guest • 28 mai 2023

Wolf is sure trying for that Darwin Award...

Kangaar Foxfire • 28 mai 2023

Eh... tigers don't mind water.

Ephesus • 28 mai 2023

I’ve heard of dates ending like this. Makes me wish I had someone :(

Jo Li KMC • 28 mai 2023 • édité

@Jan

"[…] and Jessie's bank account, for the amount of therapy she'll have to go through :P"

I have my doubts about her being that mentally fragile. But she's your character, so… d:

Kinda curious why this strip, in particular, has censor bars, though…

dzamie • 28 mai 2023

It's just fate finally noticing that there's far too much of a difference in clothing between them :P

Khenan • 28 mai 2023

I guess the pocket protector is made for larger pockets

MisterBogsworth • 28 mai 2023

Egads talk about an explosive climax. XD

Duncan Alexandre • 28 mai 2023

Hope that the black box she's wearing isn't water soluble..

(Yes I know what it is... ) (Also hi from Twitter 😉)

Leak • 28 mai 2023

@Jo Li KMC: Jan secretly retrofitted the art of the past few strips with nipples, so the censor bars had to be reinforced...

Squeakybunny • 28 mai 2023

Jessie doesn't mind inflatable toys.

https://www.tigerknight.com/99/2019-01-20

Schorse • 28 mai 2023

First, he blew up Jessie's inflatable tiger, now his pants. Wolf, that's not how it works!

Jan • 28 mai 2023

@Jo Li KMC The censor bars were added due to Patreon stepping up their policing of 18+ content (my account was flagged and I had to jump through some hoops to get it reinstated). I'll uncensor them once I'm certain I'm in the clear.

Southernwind • 28 mai 2023

@Jan

Can't you release an uncensored version strictly for FA, and keep the "SFW" one on Patreon? It's not like FA would ever pull a stupid and start demanding that stuff be censored. ;)

Kristopher Tiberius Haven • 28 mai 2023

Double entendre jokes are almost always funny. :-P
This is hilarious.

CW Glenn • 28 mai 2023

@Southernwind : here, take an internet as punny sites.

Panther • 28 mai 2023

At least , Jessie and Wolfram knows to swim (i hope) ........ Wolfram iz ze only one , in all ze Universe , able to create such situation XD

drivernjax • 28 mai 2023

Jessie thinking, "I've seen guys who were happy to see me but, THIS is ridiculous."

Adam • 28 mai 2023

ppppppfffffffftttt bWAHAHA XD XD XD OMG, that was perfect Jan. XD

Delta P Hawk • 28 mai 2023

Man... Can't believe I'm going to say this... but I'm jealous of Wolf right now.

Vulpis • 28 mai 2023

That cardboard held up pretty well, actually...it only leaked slowly, rather than water soaking in rapidly as you might expect. Wonder if it was wax-coated.

CAPS LOCK • 28 mai 2023

SO THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS HIS JIBBLETS AP-PEAR-ENT-LY(?) YES I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL MANY WORDS

N7: • 28 mai 2023

@Jan: Save you pictures as unflattened png (eg. fireworks8) and have the censor bars on the second layer, which can be deleted

Mr. Casual • 29 mai 2023

I'm wincing at that kind of explosion being right near one's "area".

PizzaHutFan209 • 29 mai 2023

Is there an uncensored version of this?

ndrvr • 29 mai 2023

Looks like it's safe to say Wolf blows. At least he gets the direction right, as in 'up'.

And Jessie gets wet. Again ^^.

N7: • 29 mai 2023

@Jan: Thanks for all the uncensored versions 👍

Chepecat • 29 mai 2023

🎼Just call me angel of the morning, angel🎶

For some reason, that's the only thing that came to my mind...

MiyuHogosha (aka Swift) • 29 mai 2023

@N7 layered pngs are technically proprietary, it's not a standard.

Sentinel • 30 mai 2023

Is there a single moment of Wolf's life that doesn't end in an explosion?

Eli W. Coyote • 30 mai 2023

Therapy? Judging from Jessie's toys, there's a good chance this was a massive :) turn-on for her.

N7: • 30 mai 2023

@MiyuHogosha (aka Swift): Layered png is based on the animated png (.apng)

ndrvr • 31 mai 2023

And from the balcony back there one can hear Tor impersonating the lookout of the Pequod:

"Wooolllfff! Thar he blows!"

N7: • 1 juin 2023

Poor wolf. That's going to hurt