June 11, 2023 - Pedantic convulsions

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40 comments

Jan

Wolf's blue-screen is a self-preservation routine. I'm not sure how effective it is.

Amber's top came off going down the giant slide. Whoops!

Uncensored version

OmegaWolf • 06/06/2023

I’m sure Jessie will let Amber borrow her towel. This could even take a while as well.

Leak • 06/08/2023

Wolf would have blue-screened so hard his BSOD would have BSOD'd...

LionkingCMSL • 06/11/2023

How about a 3D printer with room-temperature sintering metal filament? Or a building-sized 3D printer?

Dreit • 06/11/2023

Amber: throws towel at Wolf Wolf: MacOS startup sound

jprime • 06/11/2023

@Jan What about her briefs? Was she even wearing those in the first place?

Tir_Amahn • 06/11/2023

Tell him he just needs to download more RAM.

Jim the Otter • 06/11/2023

Telnet over HDMI... I bet we could do that! Who knows when it might come in handy!

OK, never, really, but it would still be cool...

Jim the Otter • 06/11/2023 • edited

"Imagine watching video in 1080p on a VT220 terminal!"

* Wolf convulses *

Shockwave07 • 06/11/2023

Wonder how Wolf would react if someone said "Click on the obsolete floppy thingy,"...

Jo Li KMC • 06/11/2023 • edited

"Apple PC!"

*hard whinge* Everything about that outburst mortally offends me. (:

Edit: Wait. How did Amber's top come off. She was wearing a tank top under her racing outfit. Shorts and briefs, sure. But he tank top at that trajectory?

Ⓧ Doubt

John Doberson • 06/11/2023

they should all e naked, but good work on this pic overall.

Panther • 06/11/2023

Why Wolfram's tail iz in such pose ? No censor bars ? Mad Amber in ze background XD

Mr. Casual • 06/11/2023

Amber is completely unconcerned with Wolf's situation. He'll be fine! There's fun to be had! And nakedness!

Shockwave07 • 06/11/2023

@Jo Li KMC: Keep in mind this vixen is equipped with a one boop clothes ejection button...

Adam • 06/11/2023

Oh I got the one right here......4 terabyte download over a 7.2 kilobyte dial up connection.

And mom picked up the phone at 92%

Adam • 06/11/2023

Oh and Amber refuses to be outdone! lol

Brighttail • 06/11/2023

I guess Amber accidentally booped her nose on the way down.

VulpineMac • 06/11/2023

Amber's top came off? Apparently her bottom did too.

Trigfur • 06/11/2023

If she had to tow him there would have been some considerable boob to back contact, and who knows how a tiger tail would drift underwater. https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/thumbnails/012/971/588/small_2x/woman-saving-man-drowning-in-water-lifeguard-help-guy-going-under-in-swimming-pool-emergency-and-rescue-illustration-free-vector.jpg

Kirsten Wolfess • 06/11/2023

Looks like the beginnings of a girls skinny-dipping get together. ^^ Count me in. =D

How does one power Wolf off? That might fix him.... I think....

What was the predecessor to the Internet called? Where everything was done at X amount of Baud/min. That might... Emphasis on MIGHT be enough to reboot him in Safe Mode. -shrugs-

-scritches mousie's head-

Bachelorwolf • 06/11/2023

I'm sure Jessie can jumpstart him without that super capasitator.

Saldor • 06/11/2023

Wolf, The Commodore 64 is coming back as a self reliant entity desiring the end of modern computers. Also it’s Central Processing Unit is more female than male👅

CW Glenn • 06/11/2023 • edited

Hacker Installs Windows 95 on His Smartwatch and It Runs

"markdown is supported" and I've been so used to using BBCode I kept using [url=]tags[/url] that it took me several try's to realize what I was doing wrong.

ndrvr • 06/11/2023

@Dreit i'd rather say Win XP startup sound according to the BSOD in the previous page.

whispers in Wolfs ear Nobody needs more that 640 MB of ram.

Kangaar Foxfire • 06/12/2023

I still cannot fathom how both Jessie and Amber are comfortable being nude outdoors. :-o

Corvus Swiftwing • 06/12/2023

Being nude outdoors is far more relaxing than wearing clothing indoors.

Zorro • 06/12/2023

I thought it was CTRL Eyes + Nose + Tail to reboot.

Tir_Amahn • 06/12/2023

@Panther That's how dogs protect their rear (or crotch when anthro), clamp the tail down.

Adam • 06/12/2023

An Omega running a windows operating system....Oh wait, we are trying to reboot wolf, not crash him into a mountain :P

Khenan • 06/12/2023

Metric inch? One should not cross the streams I have heard

Kirsten Wolfess • 06/12/2023

@Bachelorwolf: Isn't that Doc Brown's "Flux Capacitor", you're talking about? How is anyone going to get the 1.21 Gigawatts to get it to kick in?

Panther • 06/13/2023

@ Tir_Amahn :

I thought canines were doing it only in fear or submissive pose ? Wolfram haz nothing to be afraid of or feels threatened , here .......... Except Jessie ^_^"

N7: • 06/14/2023

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vista failed to load

FreeFlier • 06/15/2023

Kitty-corner prompts a mental image of panicked Wolf cornered by naked Jessie . . .

Jim the Otter • 06/15/2023

@ndrvr You do know the original (most likely apocryphal) quote said 640 KB of RAM.

... or did you just get that wrong so I would pedant you?

@Kangaar Foxfire Haven't you met Jessie and Amber?

ndrvr • 06/15/2023

@Jim the Otter a bit of column A, a bit of column B ^^. Ok, the MB's my fault, maybe i should've taken that microchip from Gates during the recent pandemic....

MagicSpacePanda • 06/16/2023

Me, a naturist, thinking this non-sexual casual nudity is awesome

Vuk Tempest • 06/17/2023

Having learned about "S#xual Aversion Disorder" recently, I'm starting to see things in Wolf's attitude to his current situation. Also, funny how they know a reset procedure, and of course it involves electrical and science stuff.

Michael • 06/18/2023

thanks to the crowd for control reading my translation. a bit difficult to find all funny, technology based expressions.

tracer • 06/25/2023

Actually, metric inches are real. They equal precisely 25 mm rather than 25.4 mm. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/metric_inch

Knurled ball bearings also exist: https://www.mklbearing.com/6203-knurled-bearing_p786.html Of course, they are knurled on the outside.