Oct. 1, 2023 - Direct delivery

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Jan

Wolf's shorts shorted the electrical lines :P Is that site his side hustle that no one knows about?

I was half tempted to buy the domain name for the lulz, but it's probably not worth $15 for a throwaway gag :B

OmegaWolf • 09/25/2023

Blackout all around the lake now

Leak • 09/25/2023

I guess the power line kilt it...

jprime • 10/01/2023

Is "Emergency pants" all one word or do you pronounce the dash?

Kirsten Wolfess • 10/01/2023

Wonder if the drone company is a subsidiary of the Australian one responsible for this, last year:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-09-30/food-delivery-drone-lands-on-power-lines-qld-browns-plains/101489670

While we wait for the power company to come out and deal with this -points to drone and fried shorts in power lines and replace the transformer. We can all ponder how Wolf's tent survived the previous nights "SPROING" XD

S4ty4 • 10/01/2023

Uh-oh, hope that won't caused any forest fire or something

John Dunkelburg • 10/01/2023

Well, there goes the power courtesy of Wolf’s pants. Hope no one was expecting a hot home-cooked breakfast anytime soon…

Adam • 10/01/2023

Welp, if Tor moved to as a rural location that I suspect he did, the power will be out for 3 days.

The girls are about to be chewing on the boys for real now.

Panther • 10/01/2023

And zat's how Wolfram creates a massive short-circuit in all ze region XD ^_^"

Khenan • 10/01/2023

The terrain avoidance system needs some work. Maybe Wolf could design a better one?

Thundabutt • 10/01/2023

I believe 'Emergency Pants' already exist, same technology as the 'Emergency Towel'. A highly compressed fabric that you 'just add water' to (but not too much), it then expands from matchbox sized into a useable item. The Emergency Towel is more one-size-fits-all, the Pants version is more the notorious 'one-size-fits-most style.

Vulpis • 10/01/2023

Among other things, I'd suspect Jan got beaten to it by the guy who does Sluggy Freelance anyway... I am wondering, was Wolf's attempted order before or after the lights went out in the house? The scene does seem to be a distance away from the lake...two separate outages, possibly.

Joshua • 10/01/2023

Emergency pants? A Sluggy Freelance throwback?
https://archives.sluggy.com/book.php?chapter=29#2002-04-08

CW Glenn • 10/01/2023

Should ordered from trousersrus.com ...

Mike • 10/01/2023

@Jan; Are you sure you mean side hustle?, with Wolf it's more likely to be a side hassle. LLNV

Confused • 10/02/2023

Are emergency pants really a thing?

Ephesus • 10/02/2023

Oooh, Wolf is wearing a kilt. Am I the only one who wants to see that mouse’s view?

N7: • 10/02/2023

Should have used Salad Spinner Express

Trigfur • 10/02/2023

While the morning continues to take entertaining turns, I really hope there is a flashback at some point to the moment Jessie woke up.

S'aaruuk • 10/02/2023

I'm actually a bit surprised that a cabin that large/nice doesn't have a back-up generator. Most rural areas like this one sometimes have spotty electrical service and a lot of the residences have some means of supplying power to at least keep the refer/freezer working.

John • 10/04/2023

I don't know 'Emergency Pants dot com' sounds like a pretty good business idea...

Vulpis • 10/04/2023

@S'aaruuk Indeed...I'm presuming our twosome couldn't afford to spring for solar, either.

Kangaar Foxfire • 10/04/2023

We have a former Prime Minister of Australia who could have used EmergencyPants.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Fraser#Memphis_trousers_affair

Phinthefurryfox • 10/05/2023

All in all I know it ain't Wolf's fault but they really should've known that this would happen with Wolf. I'm sorry Wolf, but it's true.

Spartan Robert • 10/07/2023

Those weren't pants he was wearing they were shorts, pants have longer legs and he is too much of a fashion police. I wouldn't care if I wore a kilt so long as I got my underwear on but guessing Wolf don't got any on under them pants of his so that brings up a whole new level of questions.

ndrvr • 10/11/2023

Short news flash: short shorts causing a shortage! More news after the morning romp!

Silverwolf • 11/16/2023

He should have used the donut teleporter.