Sicle_Family: Professor Wolfram: what is the fastest way to cook a Thanksgiving turkey?
Eric Costello: Is it a requirement that the turkey be edible?
Sicle_Family: Define edible
WOLF: Is meat mist considered "edible"?
WOLF: Potassium nitrate, then.
WOLF: ... I probably shouldn't be breathing this...
WOLF: {Cough}