June 8, 2016 - Reader contest #5

36 comments

Jan

We haven't had a reader contest in a while, so here's one, in the style of Match Game!

Submit your answer in the comments below :D

Khanaar • 06/08/2016

She's so sqeakin' adorable.

Jade • 06/08/2016

D'Andrea! (It's a guitar string lubricant... Yeah, you know a joke fell flat when you have to explain it...)

skunkboy • 06/08/2016

WD40!

Nauno-Wolfseneon • 06/08/2016

Life-sized Plush Toy Dresses.

Tyro Thunderdrone • 06/08/2016

Squeak remover

Klepter • 06/08/2016

Plot twist: she just swallowed a small squeaky toy when she was younger and now it's become a part of her, dun dun duuunnnnn!

But Tor going and getting something from the store would probably have to be some fancy new earphones with 100% noise cancelation technology. If you can't hear it, it's not a problem!

RCRuskin • 06/08/2016

Cheese

Dorkamongus • 06/08/2016

Mousetraps :)

McClaw • 06/08/2016

Personal lubricant.

kenku • 06/08/2016

A roll of think wool(to dampen the sound)

Kaelgren • 06/08/2016

Andrea is so squeaky, Tor had to go to the store and buy some clothes... he forgot to put some on before leaving home.

Jo Li KMC • 06/08/2016

Body oil.

Brighttail • 06/08/2016

Earplugs and a muzzle! :)

Delisle • 06/08/2016

Loudspeakers for his iPhone recordings..., because I'm sure he LOVES her squeaks!

Chuck • 06/08/2016

http://tinyurl.com/hw8xzox

Shadow Drake • 06/08/2016

Andrea is so squeaky, Tor had to go to the store to buy some bubble wrap suit to stop the squeaky pinches n bumps.

Frith Ra • 06/08/2016

Woofers, to give her more bass.

(yeah, it's another musician joke)

Fox • 06/08/2016

Lube. Obviously.

Shirotsugh • 06/08/2016

Marmalade

Perfesser_Bear • 06/08/2016

I would suggest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRlRrpfRttE

Colt • 06/09/2016

A SCSI card or a liquidator medal or bacon....

Alex • 06/09/2016

SQUEAK …a little surprise that wasn't in place of "______" would have made more sense

Frank • 06/09/2016

squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak!

BrandonTheWolfcoon • 06/09/2016

ball gags?

MiyuHogosha (aka Swift) • 06/09/2016

some lube?

Indagare • 06/09/2016

Mouse lozenges

choo choo george • 06/10/2016

Tor had to go and buy some Ivory soap, cause Andrea is so squeaky clean

darter9000 • 06/10/2016

Snakes... cause only mice can squeak that much!

Silverado • 06/10/2016

She had to go to the store to buy some anti squeak cream

Randolph Woltman • 06/10/2016

Mr. Clean, Squeaky Clean, Magic Eraser and All Purpose Cleaner Citrus Scent: for all those squeakin' silver moments (c)

drivernjax • 06/11/2016

I wish I could come up with a clever response. I've been thinking since I saw this comic and, as strange as it may sound to those who know me, I'm actually at a loss for words. Da-yum!